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(We are interrupting David Gergen Week -- which wasn't really going anywhere anyway -- to once again touch on a problem that affects us all -- tool theft in Western Wisconsin.)

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CHIPPEWA FALLS

Theft

AIR COMPRESSOR, motor and a variety of tools, total value $3,881, were stolen between early May and June 4 from the inventory at Wausau Supply Co., 4200 White Ave. Reported 1:30 p.m. Monday.

TOOLS taken sometime overnight Saturday from home of Clifford Popple,13090 42nd Ave., Chippewa Falls. Estimated value $1,350. Reported 12:51 p.m. Sunday.

SCISSORS taken from home of Calder Sessions, 25731 30th Ave., Cadott. No value estimate. Reported 12:57 p.m. Saturday.

TOOLS taken from home of Russell Radtke, 6491 Highway M, Elk Mound. No value estimate. Reported 7:05 a.m. Monday.

TOOL CHEST taken from garage of Robert Wheeler, 1038 Front St. Estimated value $1,000. Reported 6:56 p.m. Friday.

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MENOMONIE

Theft

JACKHAMMER, taken from parking lot at home of Shane R. Hettchlar, 384 Red Cedar St. Value $2,600. Reported 12:15 p.m. Monday.

 

 

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