
AT LONG LAST, (We are interrupting David Gergen Week -- which wasn't really going anywhere anyway -- to once again touch on a problem that affects us all -- tool theft in Western Wisconsin.) - - - - CHIPPEWA FALLS Theft AIR COMPRESSOR, motor and a variety of tools, total value $3,881, were stolen between early May and June 4 from the inventory at Wausau Supply Co., 4200 White Ave. Reported 1:30 p.m. Monday. TOOLS taken sometime overnight Saturday from home of Clifford Popple,13090 42nd Ave., Chippewa Falls. Estimated value $1,350. Reported 12:51 p.m. Sunday. SCISSORS taken from home of Calder Sessions, 25731 30th Ave., Cadott. No value estimate. Reported 12:57 p.m. Saturday. TOOLS taken from home of Russell Radtke, 6491 Highway M, Elk Mound. No value estimate. Reported 7:05 a.m. Monday. TOOL CHEST taken from garage of Robert Wheeler, 1038 Front St. Estimated value $1,000. Reported 6:56 p.m. Friday. - - - - MENOMONIE Theft JACKHAMMER, taken from parking lot at home of Shane R. Hettchlar, 384 Red Cedar St. Value $2,600. Reported 12:15 p.m. Monday.
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David Gergen Week Four Dreams of Gergen History's Great Persons Reconsidered By Tim Carvell At Noon the Paper is Too Bright to Look At By Lucy Thomas Poem Opened By Mike Topp A Review of "The Winslow Boy" Written by David Mamet |