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Now available for preorder:
The San Francisco Panorama.

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L E S S   P O P U L A R   B A R S * . BY STUART WADE * not in alphabetical order - - - - Naughty's Scruples Rumors Lounge Trampp's Charlie and Charlie's Simpletons DUI Friday's The Pulled Groin Effluvia Club 1040 Bea Arthur's The Lowered Standard At The Sign of the Bloated Haggis Serrated Edge Mazlow's The Hideous Rictus Tonto's Skeet 'n Brew Scotch 'n Stogie The Doric Tavern J. Edgar's Karaokefenokee Petrie Dish Club Gergen Flailer's Orifice The Alger Hiss Room Fisticuffs The Meat Locker World Famous Beverage Macbeth's! The Double Wide Secondhand Smoke The Rusty Tankard Tantrum's Club Terre Haute Busty's Get the Hell Inn Queasy Street Skank's The Old Oil Derrick Jitters Lounge Scared Straight Tavern Decibel's The Greek Baths Blimey! Angry Micks Quitter's     OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES: - - - - Interview With the Driver of a Lunch Truck, Massachusetts Edition By Michael Genrich Some Things for Today By Mike Topp Above & Beyond By Jason Wilson The Newest From Jokeland By R.J. White Jedediah in Love By Todd Pruzan

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