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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite aspect of computational linguistics?
Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?
Q: Who's a pirate's favorite member of the creative team behind "32 Short Films About Glenn Gould"?
Q: Of all of Richard Harris's many achievements in the performing arts, which is a pirate's favorite?
Q: What's a pirate's favorite alliance-creating diplomatic agreement from the Second World War?
Q: Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like the best?
Q: If a pirate were to recite one of the Olympian odes by the aforementioned poet, which one would it be?
Q: If that same pirate were then to recite a 20th-century poem about the nature of poetry, what would it be?
Q: What if he went on to recite a poem by Sir Walter Scott?
Q: Why does that pirate keep reciting poetry, anyway? Is he some sort of Nancy-boy?
Q: Of the ghosts that appear to Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol," which do pirates prefer?
Q: Can we replace that last one with something about Bob Marley, so we can have an additional gag about RastafARRRianism?
Q: Whom did the pirate vote for in the Haitian election?
Q: Wait. Why did they let a pirate vote in the Haitian election?
Q: I don't buy it. Pirates care nothing for participating in the electoral process.
Q: A phenomenon first described in the 17th century by which important contributor to the field of amputation surgery?
Q: Just say it.
Q: You can go now.
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