G O D   A N D   H I S B E G O T T E N   S O N D I S C U S S   T H E R E S U R R E C T I O N   A N D T H E   F A T E   O F H U M A N I T Y ,   B U T T H R O U G H   A N O N L I N E   M E D I U M . BY THOMAS E. SPOTH - - - - JCSaviour (12:22:32): Hi dad PrimeMover22 (12:22:47): hi JCSaviour (12:23:01): can I ask you a question PrimeMover22 (12:23:04): ok JCSaviour (12:23:17): when can I come out of this cave PrimeMover22 (12:23:36): oh shit PrimeMover22 (12:23:41): are you stil in there JCSaviour (12:23:58): yea for almost 3 days now PrimeMover22 (12:24:01): brb JCSaviour (12:24:03): ok PrimeMover22 (12:31:14): sorry JCSaviour (12:31:16): its ok PrimeMover22 (12:31:32): I thought I told you you only had to stay for a day ro so JCSaviour (12:31:49): no I think I would remember that! :-) PrimeMover22 (12:31:52): lol PrimeMover22 (12:32:33): um, you can leave. Sorry bout that JCSaviour (12:32:37): ok cool JCSaviour (12:33:00): hey dad? PrimeMover22 (12:33:07): what JCSaviour (12:33:33): what was the point of all this again JCSaviour (12:36:42): hello? PrimeMover22 (12:39:16): sorry phone call JCSaviour (12:39:18): its ok JCSaviour (12:39:25): was it important PrimeMover22 (12:39:25): so anyway the point was PrimeMover22 (12:39:29): nah JCSaviour (12:39:34): yes? PrimeMover22 (12:39:35): some conflict    ;) PrimeMover22 (12:39:43): it was to save humanity JCSaviour (12:39:50): the conflict was to save humanity? PrimeMover22 (12:40:05): no that was the point PrimeMover22 (12:40:13): of you going down to warth PrimeMover22 (12:40:16): earth JCSaviour (12:40:23): oh does it work PrimeMover22 (12:41:32): yeah JCSaviour (12:41:41): why did it take you so long to answer PrimeMover22 (12:41:44): it didn;t JCSaviour (12:42:00): oh PrimeMover22 (12:42:15): hey JCSaviour (12:42:30): yes? PrimeMover22 (12:42:30): after you come back for a while PrimeMover22 (12:42:47): you think you might want to go back down there again? JCSaviour (12:43:00): what for, I thoguht I already saced them JCSaviour (12:43:03): saved PrimeMover22 (12:43:14): yeah I thought just for funy you know PrimeMover22 (12:43:22): old times sake JCSaviour (12:43:26): no way! JCSaviour (12:43:33): it sux down here PrimeMover22 (12:43:41): yeah PrimeMover22 (12:43:55): ok PrimeMover22 (12:44:00): well JCSaviour (12:44:12): ok well...i will see you soon then ok? PrimeMover22 (12:44:15): ok JCSaviour (12:44:17): bye PrimeMover22 (12:44:18): later     OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES: - - - - Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VII By John Hodgman Nick: What Went Wrong By Stuart Wade Happy Holidays From Maria Callas By Tom Gliatto Welcome to the Nestor Township Parade By Christina Nunez Shhh! It's a Baby Shower! By Alysia Gray Painter

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