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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!

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G O D   A N D   H I S B E G O T T E N   S O N D I S C U S S   T H E R E S U R R E C T I O N   A N D T H E   F A T E   O F H U M A N I T Y ,   B U T T H R O U G H   A N O N L I N E   M E D I U M . BY THOMAS E. SPOTH - - - - JCSaviour (12:22:32): Hi dad PrimeMover22 (12:22:47): hi JCSaviour (12:23:01): can I ask you a question PrimeMover22 (12:23:04): ok JCSaviour (12:23:17): when can I come out of this cave PrimeMover22 (12:23:36): oh shit PrimeMover22 (12:23:41): are you stil in there JCSaviour (12:23:58): yea for almost 3 days now PrimeMover22 (12:24:01): brb JCSaviour (12:24:03): ok PrimeMover22 (12:31:14): sorry JCSaviour (12:31:16): its ok PrimeMover22 (12:31:32): I thought I told you you only had to stay for a day ro so JCSaviour (12:31:49): no I think I would remember that! :-) PrimeMover22 (12:31:52): lol PrimeMover22 (12:32:33): um, you can leave. Sorry bout that JCSaviour (12:32:37): ok cool JCSaviour (12:33:00): hey dad? PrimeMover22 (12:33:07): what JCSaviour (12:33:33): what was the point of all this again JCSaviour (12:36:42): hello? PrimeMover22 (12:39:16): sorry phone call JCSaviour (12:39:18): its ok JCSaviour (12:39:25): was it important PrimeMover22 (12:39:25): so anyway the point was PrimeMover22 (12:39:29): nah JCSaviour (12:39:34): yes? PrimeMover22 (12:39:35): some conflict    ;) PrimeMover22 (12:39:43): it was to save humanity JCSaviour (12:39:50): the conflict was to save humanity? PrimeMover22 (12:40:05): no that was the point PrimeMover22 (12:40:13): of you going down to warth PrimeMover22 (12:40:16): earth JCSaviour (12:40:23): oh does it work PrimeMover22 (12:41:32): yeah JCSaviour (12:41:41): why did it take you so long to answer PrimeMover22 (12:41:44): it didn;t JCSaviour (12:42:00): oh PrimeMover22 (12:42:15): hey JCSaviour (12:42:30): yes? PrimeMover22 (12:42:30): after you come back for a while PrimeMover22 (12:42:47): you think you might want to go back down there again? JCSaviour (12:43:00): what for, I thoguht I already saced them JCSaviour (12:43:03): saved PrimeMover22 (12:43:14): yeah I thought just for funy you know PrimeMover22 (12:43:22): old times sake JCSaviour (12:43:26): no way! JCSaviour (12:43:33): it sux down here PrimeMover22 (12:43:41): yeah PrimeMover22 (12:43:55): ok PrimeMover22 (12:44:00): well JCSaviour (12:44:12): ok well...i will see you soon then ok? PrimeMover22 (12:44:15): ok JCSaviour (12:44:17): bye PrimeMover22 (12:44:18): later     OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES: - - - - Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VII By John Hodgman Nick: What Went Wrong By Stuart Wade Happy Holidays From Maria Callas By Tom Gliatto Welcome to the Nestor Township Parade By Christina Nunez Shhh! It's a Baby Shower! By Alysia Gray Painter

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