P R A N K   C A L L I N G M Y   M O T H E R , F O U R   T R A N S C R I P T S . BY AMIE BARRODALE - - - - WED, 8 NOV 2000: [ring... ring... ring...] Pat Barrodale: Hello? A: (hissing) PB: Is this Amie? - - - - MON, 11 DEC 2000 [ring... ring... ring...] PB: Hello? A: Do I have a woman on the line? PB: Amie. It's 4 in the morning. - - - - THU, 4 JAN 2001 [ring... ring... ring...] PB: Hello? A: [hangs up] SEVERAL MINUTES LATER [ring... ri...] PB: Hello? A: [hangs up] MOMENTS LATER: [ring...] PB: Hello? A: Yes, have you been calling here and hanging up? PB: No. A: Well, someone has. - - - - SAT, 6 JAN 2001 [ring... ring...] PB: Hello? A: Yes, we had an order for some pornos? PB: [hangs up] MOMENTS LATER [ring...] PB: What, Amie? A: [pause] It's Grandpop. PB: Leave me alone. A: This is Grandpop. PB: Amie, I mean it. A: Grandpop speaking.     OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES: - - - - Chronicles of Rochveldt Caertflenk, The Ugliest Man in the World By Wyatt Mason Six Places We May Have Met By David K. Gibson The Kurt Luchs Money-Making System By Kurt Luchs Holiday in Hiroshima By Tom Bradley My Year in Review By Neal Pollack

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