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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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A monkey demolishing a rattan chair? A mummy playing soccer? A little girl breaking the seal on a pint of Teachers? A man enraged by his woman's deception stomping on the stuffed marlin from their honeymoon? The moment that no one on the football field will ever forget? A bear returning to the skeleton of a camper he mauled long ago and crushing the bones for marrow? Sasquatch? Ice cubes bursting in a gin and tonic? Sappers in the wire? An alien creature emerging from its encrusted egg sac? Gary Busey wiping his nose?
OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES:
Starting Over With Pat Nixon By Tom Gliatto Social Solecisms Committed by Myself or Others While I Read "The Education of Henry Adams" on the Los Angeles Public Transit System By Emma Dewald A Journal Entry from the Nemesis of Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance By Bob Bringhurst A Transcript of Yesterday's Super Bowl Halftime Show, As It Happened in a Parallel Universe That Only I Can See By Tim Carvell Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VIII By John Hodgman |