A monkey demolishing a rattan chair? A mummy playing soccer? A little girl breaking the seal on a pint of Teachers? A man enraged by his woman's deception stomping on the stuffed marlin from their honeymoon? The moment that no one on the football field will ever forget? A bear returning to the skeleton of a camper he mauled long ago and crushing the bones for marrow? Sasquatch? Ice cubes bursting in a gin and tonic? Sappers in the wire? An alien creature emerging from its encrusted egg sac? Gary Busey wiping his nose?
OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES:
Starting Over With Pat Nixon By Tom Gliatto Social Solecisms Committed by Myself or Others While I Read "The Education of Henry Adams" on the Los Angeles Public Transit System By Emma Dewald A Journal Entry from the Nemesis of Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance By Bob Bringhurst A Transcript of Yesterday's Super Bowl Halftime Show, As It Happened in a Parallel Universe That Only I Can See By Tim Carvell Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VIII By John Hodgman |
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