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R E C I P E S   F O R T H E   D R Y E R . BY JILL STODDARD - - - - Tomato Hot Pants. 1 can Heinz stewed tomatoes 1 pair yellow or white cotton or cotton/lycra blend hot pants with pockets 1 terrycloth bonnet Roll tomatoes and hot pants into a ball, putting one or two tomatoes in each pocket. Stuff roll into terrycloth bonnet, secure tightly. Dry on high for 15 minutes. - - - - Mint Socks. 1 1/2 cup chopped fresh mint leaves 1 cup lemon juice 5 pairs white cotton socks Set aside 1 tablespoon chopped fresh mint leaves. Add lemon juice, white socks, and remaining mint leaves, dry on high for 5 minutes. Sprinkle with remaining mint leaves before folding neatly. - - - - Artichoke Encrusted T-Shirt with Capers. 1 jar artichoke hearts 1 package Shake 'n' Bake original 1 jar capers 4 T-shirts 1 tablespoon olive oil Mix artichoke hearts and Shake 'n' Bake in washer on spin cycle until smooth. Scrape into bowl and set aside. Put olive oil and T-shirts in dryer for 5 minutes on high. Add artichoke blend and capers, and dry on high for 12 minutes. Serves 4.     OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES: - - - - Some Unhelpful Daily Meditations By Ranee Zaporski Four Shots By Kevin Sampsell Deep Throat: Not the Usual Suspects By Tim Carvell Stephen Dixon Week: Paris By Stephen Dixon Stephen Dixon Week: On Stephen Dixon By J. Robert Lennon

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