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M O M ' S   S E T   L I S T . BY DAN KENNEDY - - - - SET I: The new neighbors: worse than the last ones. You wouldn't know because you've never had to. Common cold or … deadly virus? Medley: We couldn't do that because we had kids / Just wait until you have kids / It's easy for you to say … you don't have kids.   [Short intermission]   SET II: Why would anyone want to live in New York City? A bigger house and/or third vehicle would mean a better life. The sacrifices we made. The Mendelsons have more than us and judge us for not having as much.   ENCORE: Families used to live close together forever. It used to be that 32-year-old kids would take care of their 59-year-old parents.   SECOND ENCORE: Medley: Your hair, and what you do with it / Looking like that (giant step backwards for you) / [big finish] Your appearance, and what I think of it.     OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES: - - - - Breaking Through Writer's Block By John Warner The New FCC Rules By Gideon Lewis-Kraus Diary of a Superhero By Francesco Marciuliano Silly Me By Ed Page More Cases from the Files of Traig & McGrath, Shut-In Detectives By Jenny Traig and Peter McGrath

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