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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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BY AUSTIN SIDLEY - - - - SELECTIONS FROM CONDOLEEZZA RICE'S TESTIMONY BEFORE THE 9/11 COMMISSION THAT ARE PERHAPS EUPHEMISMS FOR HAVING HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE I followed up with Dick Clarke We had a threat spike Responding kind of tit-for-tat The sinking of the Lusitania Harden cockpits A very, very, very, very big uproar - - - - SELECTIONS FROM CONDOLEEZZA RICE'S TESTIMONY BEFORE THE 9/11 COMMISSION THAT SUGGEST SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION We did have a systemic problem The Predator has gotten hung up Inadequate military options President Bush's leadership - - - - A SELECTION FROM CONDOLEEZZA RICE'S TESTIMONY BEFORE THE 9/11 COMMISSION THAT I, PERSONALLY, HAVE NEVER HEARD FOLLOWING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE Thank you. OTHER McSWEENEY'S FEATURES:
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