Please welcome Amy Jean Porter's horse T-shirt. For the next few days, the shirt is 20 percent off. - - - -

Phriday List Phabulousness: Alternative Rock Meets Current Events Edition. - - - - LYRICS FROM PAVEMENT'S SLANTED AND ENCHANTED THAT SOUND LIKE THEY COULD BE SLOGANS SHOUTED BY PROTESTERS DURING THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SPEECHES. By C. Mason Wells "Two states—we want two states." "You think it's easy, but you're wrong." "Can you treat it like an oil well?" "Lies and betrayals!" "All the things we had before you sold us out and took it all." "We've got a license to live." "We'll put our labels down, favors down." "Everything's ending here." - - - - LYRICS FROM PAVEMENT'S SLANTED AND ENCHANTED THAT SOUND LIKE THEY BELONGED IN PRESIDENT BUSH'S CONVENTION ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. By C. Mason Wells "Come join us in a prayer." "What does it mean, a mistake or two, if it's the kind of mistakes no one can trace?" "I've got one holy life to give." "I am not one-half of the problem and it's not my fault." - - - - GUIDED BY VOICES SONG TITLES THAT COULD DOUBLE AS CHAPTER HEADINGS IN AL QAEDA TRAINING MANUALS. By Paul Grellong A Contest Featuring Human Beings A Good Circuitry Soldier Adverse Wind Color of My Blade Driving in the U.S. of A. Dying to Try This Evil Speakers Fly Into Ashes For Liberty Fountain of Youth Get to Know the Ropes Gonna Never Have to Die Harboring Exiles Hit I Am a Scientist If We Wait Isolation Drills It's Easy Knock 'Em Flyin' Land of Danger Let's Go! (To War) Look, It's Baseball Messenger Mix Up the Satellite My Big Day My Kind of Soldier Navigating Flood Regions None of Them Any Good North American Vampires Not Behind the Fighter Jet Now to War Of Mites and Men Our Value of Luxury Pretty Bombs Red Gas Circle Sabotage Satellite Scissors Skills Like This Soul Flyers Static Airplane Jive Striped White Jets Systems Crash Take to the Sky Teenage FBI The Enemy The Flying Party The Perfect Life The Singing Razorblade To Remake the Young Flyer Trashed Aircraft Underground Initiations Underwater Explosions United Universal Truths and Cycles We've Got Airplanes Why Did You Land? You're Not an Airplane - - - - OTHER McSWEENEY'S FEATURES: - - - - Phriday List Phabulousness: Alternative Rock Meets Current Events Edition Nightmare By Sean Carman An Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Regarding What's New in My Reproductive Area By Emily Weinstein Saddam Hussein, Master of the Limerick By Joe O'Neill John Moe's Pop-Song Correspondences, Volume IV By John Moe

- - - - MAIN PAGE   |   ARCHIVES   Memories of Amanda Davis   Red dot denotes content that is new today. Black dot denotes newish content. McSWEENEY'S STORE SUBSCRIBE TO: McSWEENEY'S THE BELIEVER WHOLPHIN FUTURE McSWEENEY'S BOOKS THE AMANDA DAVIS HIGHWIRE FICTION AWARD INVITE A McSWEENEY'S AUTHOR TO SPEAK IN YOUR TOWN OR COLLEGE McSWEENEY'S MONTHLY MAILING LIST McSWEENEY'S-RELATED EVENTS AND VARIOUS TOUR DATES ORDER INQUIRIES AND ADDRESS CHANGES SUBMISSION GUIDELINES: FOR BOOKS FOR THE QUARTERLY FOR THE WEBSITE FOR WHOLPHIN McSWEENEY'S INTERNSHIPS CONTACT US - - - - LETTERS TO McSWEENEY'S LISTS McSWEENEY'S PREDICTS McSWEENEY'S RECOMMENDS NEW WHOLPHIN FILM DAN LIEBERT, VERBAL CARTOONIST JOKES BY BRIAN BEATTY REVIEWS OF NEW FOOD DISPATCHES FROM MOSCOW SO YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT? DISPATCHES FROM THE ANACOSTIA THE WINNER'S CIRCLE WITH ERIC FEEZELL BEN GREENMAN'S FAKE CELEBRITY MUSICALS DISPATCHES FROM A HUMANITARIAN JOURNALIST DEB OLIN UNFERTH'S SICK OF THE REVOLUTION DISPATCHES FROM IRAQ SHORT IMAGINED MONOLOGUES PHILIP GRAHAM SPENDS A YEAR IN LISBON STAINED TEETH: A COLUMN ABOUT WINE DISPATCHES FROM THE NAPOLEONIC WARS AT THE MET KEVIN DOLGIN TELLS YOU ABOUT PLACES YOU SHOULD GO IN EUROPE SONGS OF ENEMIES AND DESERTS: LIVING WITH THE SUDAN LIBERATION ARMY LAWRENCE WESCHLER'S EVERYTHING THAT RISES: A BOOK OF CONVERGENCES THE CONVERGENCES CONTEST ABOUT WHAT IS THE WHAT ABOUT BOWL OF CHERRIES ABOUT COMEDY BY THE NUMBERS ABOUT JOHN BRANDON'S ARKANSAS ABOUT MICHAEL CHABON'S MAPS AND LEGENDS ABOUT UNDERGROUND AMERICA LETTERS FROM AN EARTH BALL TO, OR CONCERNING, SEAN HANNITY DISPATCHES FROM ADJUNCT FACULTY AT A LARGE STATE UNIVERSITY ADVICE FROM A PERSON WITH A BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN PSYCHOLOGY DISPATCHES FROM THE NBA ENTERTAINMENT LEAGUE JOHN MOE'S POP-SONG CORRESPONDENCES B.R. COHEN'S ANNALS OF SCIENCE INTERVIEWS WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE INTERESTING OR UNUSUAL JOBS OPEN LETTERS TO PEOPLE OR ENTITIES WHO ARE UNLIKELY TO RESPOND DISPATCHES FROM A PUBLIC LIBRARIAN MICHAEL IAN BLACK IS A VERY FAMOUS CELEBRITY DISPATCHES FROM ROY KESEY, AN AMERICAN GUY MARRIED TO A PERUVIAN DIPLOMAT LIVING IN CHINA STEPHEN ELLIOTT'S POKER REPORT - - - - ADDITIONAL MATERIAL