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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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Today, Some Lists.- - - - THINGS I'D PROBABLY SAY "Now, see, you can't just go and do something like that. That would be illegal." "Boy, someone's gonna get fired for that." "Wasn't that the one who made all the mistakes? Why is she getting promoted?" "Come on, in real life you'd never get away with something like that." "They really expect us to believe that?" "Am I the only one confused here?" "Does this make any sense to you?" "Why is this still on?" - - - - DISCARDED TITLES O Brother, Where Art Thou? Oh Right, Everywhere SurveillanceTown! How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Faceless Omnipotent Oppressors What the Fuck Are You Staring At? Guys, Seriously, Can I Just Get a Little Me-Time Here? Hate: The Musical! Two Guys, a Girl, and a Chilling Dystopian Landscape - - - - FAMOUS NAMES REWRITTEN Tron Kerry - - - - OTHER McSWEENEY'S FEATURES: - - - - Today, Some ListsLadies and Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain Speaking By Jason Lathrop Making Reruns of Television Sitcoms More Exciting by Adding a Weapon By Dan Kennedy The Five People You Meet in Hell By Litsa Dremousis In Regard to Surviving in a World With James Caan By D.J. Kirkbride |