A Note to Our Readers. - - - - We're off until Wednesday, June 8, so we can go pick up our Webbys, for which we have you good people and our fantastic contributors to thank. Below are links to some of our favorite things from the past year. Ike Turner's Guide to Restoring America's Honor By Ken McIntyre (8/9/04) Winnie-the-Pooh Is My Co-worker By John Moe (8/11/04) E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone By Michael Ward (8/27/04) An Open Letter to My 22-Year-Old Self By Mike Jones (11/15/04) How to Talk to Your Kids About Almost Anything By Wendy Molyneux (3/14/05) What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano By Michael Ian Black (4/27/05) - - - - OTHER McSWEENEY'S FEATURES: - - - - A Note to Our Readers Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders By Jeanne P. Fratello B.R. Cohen's Annals of Science, Volume VIII By B.R. Cohen An Open Letter to the Manufacturers of Infant Sleepwear By M.B. Jones Please Sign My 37th-Year Book By Dan Kennedy

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