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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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"I Spy" in Hell.BY ADRIAN CHEN- - - - BEAST: I spy with my little eye, something ... red. FALSE PROPHET: Let's see ... is it the lake of fire and brimstone? BEAST: Yes. - - - - BEAST: I spy with my little eye, something ... red. FALSE PROPHET: Is it the lake of fire? BEAST: No. FALSE PROPHET: Is it my shirt? BEAST: No. FALSE PROPHET: Wow, this one's hard. BEAST: Oh, wait. It actually was the lake of fire. - - - - BEAST: I spy with my little eye, something ... red. FALSE PROPHET: The lake of fire! BEAST: No. FALSE PROPHET: The fire in your hair? BEAST: No. FALSE PROPHET: The fire burning your eyeballs? BEAST: No. FALSE PROPHET: The fire burning my eyeballs? BEAST: No. FALSE PROPHET: Jeez, I give up. BEAST: It's fire. FALSE PROPHET: Like fire in general? BEAST: Yeah. Just ... all the fire, everywhere. FALSE PROPHET: Oh. Good one. - - - - BEAST: I spy with my little eye, something ... orange. FALSE PROPHET: Orange? BEAST: Yes, orange. FALSE PROPHET: Is it an orange? BEAST: No. FALSE PROPHET: The lake of fire? BEAST: Close, but no. FALSE PROPHET: Is it just the orange part of the lake of fire? BEAST: Yes. FALSE PROPHET: !!! - - - - OTHER McSWEENEY'S FEATURES: - - - - "I Spy" in Hell By Adrian ChenThe Focus Group's Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale By S. Craig Renfroe Jr. Midlife-Crisis Bible Stories By Susan Schorn Eric Clapton's Censored Song List in North Korea By Lionel Beehner Eleven Grievances By James A.W. Shaw |
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