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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!

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A FEW MORE LETTERS FROM THANKS AND HAVE FUN RUNNING THE COUNTRY: KIDS' LETTERS TO PRESIDENT OBAMA. - - - - BUY THE BOOK ABOUT THE BOOK BULK SALES - - - - To President Obama, If I were president, I would help the people. If we don't throw the trash away, we are going to get sick. I could walk around to check where there is trash. From, Kenia Zelaya, age 6 Los Angeles Dear Barack Obama, Congrats on becoming the president of the United States and slaughtering John McCain. I think that, unlike W., you should dodge other countries and not shoes. You should not be so quick to go to war and negotiate with terrorists. I like what you said about bringing the troops home from Iraq. If you like my letter, know that it's from D'andre "the King" Legrand, age 12 Brooklyn Dear Mr. Obama, My name is Lydia and I am 10 years old. I am from Seattle, Washington. My favorite thing to do is to read and my favorite book is nonfiction. It is about horses and how to ride. I am very happy you were elected president. I love your speeches. My friends and I looked on the computer when you were doing your speech. I was wondering what kind of dog you are getting. I think you should get a Labradoodle and name it Soñador (it means "dreamer" in Spanish). I hope you can change our state and the United States. From, Lydia Sumner, age 10 Seattle - - - - OTHER McSWEENEY'S FEATURES: - - - - A Few More Letters From Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country: Kids' Letters to President Obama More Letters From Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country: Kids' Letters to President Obama Crisis-Aversion Index Cards That Get Me Through a Normal Day By Ted Travelstead A Literary Critic Reviews My Résumé By Kent Woodyard From The Clog: Manchester, Vermont's Insider Gossip Blog for Plumbers By Teddy Wayne

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