1. A splendid monk costume.
2. Fresh from the sarcophagus.
3. Going West?
4. This costume is one of our most sought-after.
5. Viking Warrior Man!
6. Yabba-Dabba-DOO
7. From the new comedy hit that everybody’s talking about.
8. Lock up your possums.
9. This adorable white rabbit, made of real fur, pops out of your hat, and interacts with you and your audience.
10. A Blood feast.
11. A Medieval Death Sentence.
12. Load candy with cap, set down and wait for the fun to start.
13. $775.00
14. A new idea in horror.
15. Have we got hats?
16. In stock.
17. 12" metal dagger
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