“Appropriate That Funky Music, White Boy”
“Killing Me Softly (With His Burning Man Stories)”
“I’ve Been Through the Rapidly Desertifying Grasslands On a Horse With No Name”
“The Man Who Sold the World is Shutting Down Your SuperPAC, Jeb”
“I Shot the Sheriff, and Somehow It Was Totally Legal Because I Live in Texas”
“Consciously Uncoupling is Hard to Do”
“You’re So Vain, You Probably Just Wrote a Smug Blog Post Titled ‘No, Carly Simon, I Don’t Think This Song is About Me.’”
“I Fought the Law, and the Law Was Rewritten to My Lobbyists’ Specifications”
“(You’re) Having My Baby, So Please Sign This Gestational Surrogacy Agreement”
“Take This Job and Shove Its Responsibilities Into That Lady’s Job Description, But Keep Paying Her the Same”
“Scenes From a Gluten-Free/Casein-Free Italian Restaurant"
“You Don’t Bring Me Flowers (#shittyboyfriend)”
“Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Ole’ Oak Tree If Your Kids Haven’t Been Vaccinated So the Rest of Us Know”
“Escape (The Quinoa Frittata Song)”
“Teach Your Children Well, Then Test Them Until They Cry Themselves to Sleep”
“Swiping Through Tinder Profiles While Receiving Oral Sex By the Dashboard Light”