Scarlet Fever
Red Hickey
Cramp Colic
Peahead Walker
Buff Donelli
Chin Cough
Hamp Pool
French Pox
Harland Svare
Scald Head
Norb Hecker
Chan Gailey
Heart Dropsy
Potsy Clark
Trench Mouth
Curly Lambeau
Bone Shave
Weeb Ewbank
Bloody Flux
Greasy Neale
Dud Degroot
Bronze John
Lud Wray
Lone Star Dietz
Bilious Fever
Bulldog Turner
Red Conkright
Jap Douds
Kings Evil
Luby Dimelio
Dock Fever
Johnny Blood
Lung Edema
Sudor Anglicus
Arnie Horween
Pop Ivy
Hip Gout
Bum Phillips
Fatty Liver
Knobby Wirkowski
Piffles Taylor
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