2008: Ralph Nader
2012: Ralph Nader
2016: Ralph Nader
2020: Ralph Nader
2024: Ralph Nader
2028: Ralph Nader
2032: Ralph Nader
2036: Darth Vader
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A Comprehensive List of Third-Place Finishers for U.S. President, 2008–2036.
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