Introducing the Beatles!

Meet the Beatles!

Exchange Insincere Pleasantries with the Beatles!

Make Awkward Conversation with the Beatles!

Feign Interest in Geopolitics with the Beatles!

Find Yourself Unable to Politely Excuse Yourself from the Beatles!

Agree that Arab Strap’s Last Album Was Overrated with the Beatles!

Drink a Few Too Many Margaritas with the Beatles!

Make Eyes at the Beatles!

Drunkenly Make Out in Your Friend’s Upstairs Bathroom with the Beatles!

Run Out to the Gas Station to Purchase Contraception with the Beatles!

Wake Up Not Remembering the Beatles!

Promise to Call the Beatles!

Six Months Later at the Supermarket, Run into the Beatles!

Hide in the Goya Aisle to Avoid the Beatles!