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Activities That Might Prove More Practical Than Cleaning My Gas Mask Once a Month as the Army Suggests.
BY JOHN MCRAE
Welding additional armor plating to the underside of my Humvee
Registering to absentee vote in the event that my tour gets extended
Writing my increasingly distraught mother a letter
Disassembling and cleaning my “freedom stick” (a.k.a. M4 carbine)
Checking out Fox News in an effort to truly grasp how and why things are going so awesome-tastic
Putting on a fresh pot of coffee
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