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Actual Names of Hamsters Living in Seattle’s Queen Anne Neighborhood (in Reference to Previous Lists by Diana Fischer).

BY Adam Voith

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1. Yogurt
2. The Steel Wheel Champ (“Champ” for short)
3. Larry
4. The Puff Dawg*
5. Mr. Hampster
6. Ornery (pronounced “On Rye”)
7. Ms. Hampster

*No longer living: Gunned Down.

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