Send your list submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Actual User Comments in the “Fat Cats” Photo Gallery at CuteCats.com.
BY BLAKE WIRHT
That’s the fattest cat I’ve ever ever seen.
I have seen fatter.
That’s not a fat cat!
How did he get this fat?
It’s either a moldy watermelon or a fluffy cow. I can’t tell!
He’s so cute! I bet he makes a snuggly cuddly squishy pillow!
Bob, did you rate these a 1?
Two paws up!
Seriously, I haven’t any idea how hair got in your toothbrush!
Can I move to the bathtub now?
Hair didn’t get in my toothbrush!! And that babe is very cute!
What is your deal? I did not throw the toilet paper down the drain!
AH! The light hurts!
Tu eres un elephante grande y un gato bonito! Pretty fat kitty!!!!!!
SUGGESTED READSList: 23 Websites You Might Be Very Disappointed to Hear Are Already Registered, and One You Might Be Surprised to Discover Is Still Available
by Jeff Boison (1/21/2000)
List: “The doggie.com Domain Name Has Been Registered”: Register.com’s Proposed Alternate Domain Names
by Matthew Summers-Sparks (10/31/2000)
List: U.S. Presidential Candidates of the Future: Some Domain Names That Are Already Registered
by Mark Anderson (11/7/2000)
RECENTLYDolph Lundgren’s 1986 Patent Application for a Modern Shopping Basket
by Noah Levenson (1/28/2015)
Home On the Range: Gundamentalism
by Robert Lawrence (1/28/2015)
List: I Like My Men Like I Like My…
by Sara K. Runnels (1/28/2015)
POPULARJamie and Jeff’s Birth Plan
by Paul William Davies (12/26/2012)
Product Review: The Invisible Backpack of White Privilege from L.L. Bean
by Joyce Miller (12/31/2014)
An Honest Letter from Your I.T. Department
by Greg Edwards (1/7/2015)