That’s the fattest cat I’ve ever ever seen.

I have seen fatter.

That’s not a fat cat!

How did he get this fat?

It’s either a moldy watermelon or a fluffy cow. I can’t tell!

He’s so cute! I bet he makes a snuggly cuddly squishy pillow!

Bob, did you rate these a 1?

Two paws up!

Seriously, I haven’t any idea how hair got in your toothbrush!

Can I move to the bathtub now?

Hair didn’t get in my toothbrush!! And that babe is very cute!

What is your deal? I did not throw the toilet paper down the drain!

AH! The light hurts!

Tu eres un elephante grande y un gato bonito! Pretty fat kitty!!!!!!