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Admirable Activities for Suburban Residents That Sound Wholly Unremarkable When Performed by Superheroes.
Green Lantern eliminating his private mortgage insurance.
Batman observing water restrictions by not operating his sprinklers after 10 a.m.
Captain America updating his virus software.
The Submariner reading the minutes at his neighborhood homeowners-association meeting.
The Flash making punch for Vacation Bible School.
Iron Man planting seasonal color in hopes of winning Garden of the Month.
The Hulk receiving a ribbon for five years of continuous service as a crossing guard.
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