Send your list submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Advertising Slogans Targeted at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods.
BY Greg Knauss
Choosy black goats with a thousand young choose Jif.
American Express: Don’t leave R’yleth without it!
A-1 makes hamburgers taste like the rotting flesh of the conquered dead.
You’re in good oily, grasping tentacles with Allstate.
M&M’s: The milk chocolate melts in your maw, not in… whatever that is.
Campbell’s Soup: M’m! M’m! Aaagughguuggh!
The best part of rising from a thousand year slumber is Folgers in your cup.
Microsoft: Where do you want to go today? [Unchanged.]
SUGGESTED READSList: Ad Slogans That Would Be Perfect for Levitra, But, Unfortunately, They Have Already Been Used
by Hart Seely (6/21/2005)
List: More Realistic Makeup Slogans
by Liz Arcury (7/19/2011)
Use The Power of Subliminal Advertising in Your Brochure Text
by Dan Kennedy (9/29/2010)
RECENTLYVinny’s Joke Consignment and Pawn Shop
by Thomas Scott (4/23/2014)
Testomania: How Rational Are You?
by Janet Manley (4/23/2014)
Jeff Really Hit It Off With the Neighbors When He Rented a Place On Airbnb
by Bob Powers (4/22/2014)