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Don’t you think the expressway will be kind of crazy this time of day?
What made you think it would be quicker to cut through the park?
I don’t think this lane turns left.
You’re not going to take Market, are you?
I think that was already red.
Umm, because it’s the law?
I think the speed limit is 30 through here.
I would have gotten off there.
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