Kickboxing: Alien
Greco-Roman Wrestling: Alien
100-Meter Dash: Alien
Pole Vault: Alien
Backgammon: Predator
Driving: Alien
Baking: Predator
Low-Impact Aerobics: Predator
Break Dancing: Alien
Folk-Music Trivia: Predator
Snowboarding: Alien
Tobogganing: Predator
Doom 3: Alien
MS Excel: Predator
Sestinas: Predator
Limericks: Alien
Earth Science: Predator
Phys Ed: Alien
Plate-Spinning: N/A
Macramé: Predator
Competitive Hot-Dog Eating: Alien
Gardening (Organic): Predator
Lincoln-Douglas Debating: Predator
Tangrams: Predator
Wet T-Shirt Contest: Alien
Mechanical Bull: Alien
Electric Bass: Alien
Pennywhistle: Predator
Babysitting: Push
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