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All I Really Need to Know I Learned in My Spam Box.
I am an average American.
The average credit score of an average American is 608.
I have a house mortgage.
I gamble—poorly—but want to do better.
I want to lose weight.
I’m holding between 25 and 30 pounds of fat in my intestines.
I dig Christian singles.
My perfect match is waiting for me somewhere in my hometown.
I could find her this week.
I want to start a home business and start making real money.
Easy work and great pay always go together.
Earning potential, unlike money, is unlimited.
The best things in life—meaning expensive electronics like BlackBerrys and MacBook Airs—are free.
For most things in life, only my confirmation is needed.
I want to learn magic and/or hypnosis to attract health, love, money, and to get revenge (the good kind).
There is always another last chance.
Qualifying for and winning awards doesn’t require anything—least of all knowing they exist.
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Approval is guaranteed.
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