[Originally published September 3, 2002.]

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“Raarghhh!”

“Waaark!”

“Vaaarrk!”

“Growwk!”

“Awwrk?”

“Aowwww!”

“Narowrrr?!”

“Vowarrrk!”

“Rawrrk!”

“Nowrrrrragh!”

“Nrawwwwk!”

“Waaaaarrk!”

“Yawrrrk!”

“Raarghh!”

“Varowrk!”