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Alternate Captions for Seven Family Circus Cartoons.
“Well, it looks like P.J. was hiding in the telepod.”
“Buster here has brought it to my attention that you’re out of scale.”
“By the way, sis … these ain’t raisins.”
“Looks pretty good, Mom, ’cept for this gaseous, amoeba-like entity.”
“You’re my favorite daughter.” “GAAH! My spine!”
“You know, if P.J. were to be greased like a pig, this could get pretty funny.”
“What the fuck are you staring at?”
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