Dear Editors,
Print the photos in color.
Sincerely,
Frank Ferri
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An Open Letter to My Local Newspaper With Advice for When It Runs Its Next Two-Page Photo Spread on the Beautiful Colors of the Season.
BY Frank Ferri
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