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An Open Letter to My Local Newspaper With Advice for When It Runs Its Next Two-Page Photo Spread on the Beautiful Colors of the Season.

BY Frank Ferri

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Dear Editors,

Print the photos in color.

Sincerely,
Frank Ferri

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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond

An Open Letter to My Local Newspaper With Advice for When It Runs Its Next Two-Page Photo Spread on the Beautiful Colors of the Season.

BY Frank Ferri

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