Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
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An Open Letter to the People Behind the “Now That’s What I Call Music!” Series.
Dear People Behind the “Now That’s What I Call Music!” Series,
We’re just going to have to agree to disagree.
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