Everyone Lies
Everyone Hates Brussels Sprouts
Everyone Has Premarital Sex
Everyone Dies
Lists
- - - -
Send your list submissions to lists@mcsweeneys.net.
See all articles from this column
- - - -
Anticipated Sequels to the Children’s Book Everyone Poops.
BY Melanie Minzes
- - - -
See all articles from this column
SUGGESTED READS
Spoilers from the Endings of Future Remakes of the 1970 Film Love Storyby Dustin Kurtz (9/14/2010)
List: Ten Sequels (In the Tradition of What’s Happening Now!!)
by Sara Ogilvie (12/7/2000)
Apocalypse Now And Then Some.
by Neal Pollack (9/3/2001)
RECENTLY
Fancy Jeans are the Future of This Company
by Pete Reynolds (4/10/2013)
Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #11: The Endangered Species Elimination Act
by Stuart Winchester (4/10/2013)
Reviews of New Food
by Various New Food Tasters (4/10/2013)
POPULAR
I Would Like to Be Popeby John Ortved (2/25/2013)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
by Jory John (2/26/2013)