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April Fools’ Day Pranks to Play On an Unemployed 20-Something Male Who Still Lives at Home With His Parents.
Take a hammer to his XBOX.
Drop a cinder block on his XBOX.
Drive your station wagon over his XBOX.
Buy him a new XBOX, then smash his old XBOX with his new XBOX.
Prepare his favorite meal. Over dinner tell him that no matter how hard things might seem right now, you will always be there for him. Then set fire to his XBOX.
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