[Originally published March 31, 2011.]

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Take a hammer to his XBOX.

Drop a cinder block on his XBOX.

Drive your station wagon over his XBOX.

Buy him a new XBOX, then smash his old XBOX with his new XBOX.

Prepare his favorite meal. Over dinner tell him that no matter how hard things might seem right now, you will always be there for him. Then set fire to his XBOX.