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by Rob Trucks (10/1/2012)
Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cats
by Teddy Wayne (10/1/2012)
OCTAGONO! The Award-Winning Game Of Octagonal Strategy
by Tom O'Donnell (9/28/2012)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Childhood Icon I Happen to Be Meeting With in a Professional Capacity
by Kaite Welsh (9/28/2012)
Are We Better Off Than We Were Four Years Ago?
by John Warner (9/27/2012)
Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: I See Fit People
by Taylor Harris (9/27/2012)
List: Inchoate Versions of Band Names
by Nick Leggatt and Robert Jenkins (9/27/2012)
Six Pieces of Highly Autobiographical Bereavement Advice
by Mae Rice (9/26/2012)
Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Gabriel Harley, Record Producer
by Suzanne Yeagley (9/26/2012)
Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”
by Kent Woodyard (9/26/2012)
Mid-Season Review of Hit Television Series American Election 2012
by Daniel Falk (9/25/2012)
Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which the Madden Family Flies to Montevideo and Plays the Uruguayan Lottery
by Patrick Madden (9/25/2012)
Monologue: Please Don’t Raise My Benevolent Billionaire Employer’s Taxes
by Alex Kane (9/25/2012)
The New York Times Announces an Editorial Policy Change
by Sarah Rosenshine (9/24/2012)
Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: I Could Not Imagine Those Blues
by Jason Edward Harrington (9/24/2012)
Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 38: The F-Word
by Susan Schorn (9/24/2012)
Introduction to The Collected Letters of Baby, 2012-2012 by Her Father
by James Adams Smith (9/21/2012)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to Jif Peanut Butter
by Will Kaufman (9/21/2012)
Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Fly
by Sarah Walker (9/21/2012)
Famous Writers’ Cosmo Tips
by Priya-Alika Elias (9/20/2012)
Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper No. 1: A Constitutional Ban on Gay Marriage
by Stuart Winchester (9/20/2012)
List: Small Poetry Journal Names That Reflect the True Nature of Writing Poetry
by Elizabeth Bastos (9/20/2012)
My Neurotransmitter Abuse Problem
by Zack Bornstein (9/19/2012)
Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: Acceptable Parallel Parking Distances
by Larry Buchanan (9/19/2012)
Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Enemies
by Teddy Wayne (9/19/2012)
Disavowals
by Gary Klien (9/18/2012)
Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Into the Head
by Daniel Falk (9/18/2012)
Monologue: Your Former High School Health Teacher Sets You Straight About Menopause
by Julie Shain (9/18/2012)
Top Behavior Problems in Dogs
by Jamie Allen (9/17/2012)
Help Us Select Our Column Contest’s Grand Prize Winner
by McSweeney's (9/17/2012)