List: Plagues of Egypt That Did Not Make the God of Abraham’s Final Cut
by David Bailey (3/28/2013)

You Can DIY Anything… and Your Son Can Too!
by Katie Schorr (3/27/2013)

List: Arguments Against Gay Marriage
by Mark Hill (3/27/2013)

Welcome to My Massive Open Online Cult!
by Matt Seidel (3/26/2013)

The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #227: Jay Wright
by Rob Trucks (3/26/2013)

List: Rejected Schoolhouse Rock! Songs
by Robin Higgins (3/26/2013)

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by Dan Zevin (3/25/2013)

Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Do They Still Sell Earplugs at the Student Bookstore?
by Taylor Harris (3/25/2013)

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Country music just makes people sad. Garth, Kenny, Rascal Flatts…whoever. They’re always crying about Republican politics, drinking alone, and Jesus.”
by Kent Woodyard (3/25/2013)

Five Tips for Stand-Up Comedy Success
by Nate Dern (3/22/2013)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Canonical Authors
by Daniel Wallace (3/22/2013)

Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which the President Challenges Consumerism, Even the Kind I’m Living
by Patrick Madden (3/22/2013)

Selfies of Becky Jones: A Retrospective
by Sarah Anders (3/21/2013)

Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: Impressions of Chicago, 1950
by Jason Edward Harrington (3/21/2013)

List: An Increasingly Obvious Cry for Help in the Form of Seamless Food Delivery Special Instructions
by Michael Levy (3/21/2013)

I Have a Few Disclaimers About My New Short Story
by B.R. Cohen (3/20/2013)

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #10: The Destruction of Iran
by Stuart Winchester (3/20/2013)

Ben Greenman’s Graphs About Charts and Charts About Graphs: Graph #35: Will You Answer “No” to This Question?
by Ben Greenman (3/20/2013)

A Memo to Investors in 11D Technologies, Inc
by Michael Ward (3/19/2013)

Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Fart Protocol
by Daniel Falk (3/19/2013)

List: Politically Correct Terms for Politically Incorrect Terms
by Evan Allgood (3/19/2013)

The Tortured Artist Grant
by Evan Williams (3/18/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cleaning
by Teddy Wayne (3/18/2013)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Various Letter Writers (3/18/2013)

Stop Paying Attention to Me and Get Back to that Crucial Word Game Immediately
by Andrew Gall (3/15/2013)

Adventures in Atomic Tourism: Shall We Play a Game?
by Anne Wheeler (3/15/2013)

Norse History for Bostonians: A Norse Limerick for Bostonians
by Rowdy Geirsson (3/15/2013)

So God Made a Writer
by Aboubacar Ndiaye (3/14/2013)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone
by Jim Stallard (3/14/2013)

List: Famous Works of Literature Reimagined to Reflect America’s Present Obesity Crisis
by Al Caggforth (3/14/2013)