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Sestina: Whitman’s Sampler: Killing the Father of Free Verse
by Daphne Gottlieb (10/12/2004)

Nicotine Kid
by Chris Ogden (10/12/2004)

List: Republican Dozens
by David Jasper (10/12/2004)

List: Titles of Hardy Boys Books in Which the Villain Could Have Turned Out to Be George W. Bush
by Martin Bell (10/12/2004)

List: Nine Lessons Learned From Baseball on the Radio
by Joe Lavin (10/12/2004)

Music Video Ideas That Unfortunately Will Never Be Filmed
by Scott Keneally (10/11/2004)

Hiking Safety Tips
by Jim Stallard (10/8/2004)

List: Early Incarnations of Fat Joe’s Instructional Dance Hit “Lean Back.”
by Lincoln Michel (10/8/2004)

List: Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under to Be the Featured All-Male Revue at Las Vegas’s Excalibur Casino
by Nancy Callahan (10/8/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen
by Jamie Allen (10/7/2004)

The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie
by Ryan Boudinot (10/7/2004)

Unsuccessful Movie-Merchandising Attempts
by Joe O'Neill (10/6/2004)

Scenes From a Blockbuster Action Movie Featuring a Technology Expert With Approximately My Own Real-Life Skill Level
by Sean Keane (10/5/2004)

List: What a Difference a Year Makes
by Nav Purewal (10/5/2004)

List: Alternative Names for MoveOn.org
by Lukas Kaiser (10/5/2004)

List: Moons That Orbit Distant Planets or Female Birth Control Brand Names?
by Danny Gallagher (10/5/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
by Claudia Ginanni (10/4/2004)

In Defense of the Chimpy Corollary
by Chris Steck (10/1/2004)

List: Some Possibilities in a Half-Hearted Campaign to Rename the Middle West
by Frank Bures (10/1/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Tales of the Heckle, Part II
by Rick Paulas (10/1/2004)

List: Really Boring Books for Children
by Melissa Bell (10/1/2004)

List: Old Bumper Stickers Updated
by Kevin Reifler (10/1/2004)

List: A List of Five Favorite Heresies of the Roman Catholic Church, Disguised in the Form of Unused Episode Titles for the Hit Situation Comedy Friends, and Their Dates
by Alex East (9/30/2004)

List: Secrets Revealed During VH1’s I Love the ’90s
by Claire Zulkey (9/30/2004)

List: Letters That Have Never Brought You an Episode of Sesame Street
by Ryan Joe (9/30/2004)

Near-Genius at Work: Dan Kennedy Writes His Next Book
by Dan Kennedy (9/30/2004)

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. V: Einstein, Eddington, and the Greatest Desert-Island Album
by B.R. Cohen (9/28/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Rental Video Sitting on Top of My Television
by Tim Coffield (9/28/2004)

Maxim Does the Classics
by Wendy Molyneux (9/27/2004)

List: How to Tell If Your Employer Has You Under Surveillance
by Michael Fowler (9/24/2004)

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