List: Dr. Phil’s Inventions
by Scott Smith (1/13/2006)

List: Words and Phrases I Hope Never Appear in Front of My Name in Print
by Michael Ward (1/13/2006)

The Real Behind The Music
by Joe John (1/13/2006)

Like It Or Not, You’re No Bob Costas.
by Sarah Walker (1/12/2006)

List: Suggestions for a Proposed National Code of Health Emoticons and Abbreviations for Instant Messenger
by Kathy Salerno (1/11/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 4: Game Four: The Imposition of Our Will
by Graham Murphy (1/11/2006)

A Selection From George W. Bush’s Eavesdropping Tapes: Matthew Barney And Björk Place An Ikea Phone Order
by Chris Mccoy (1/10/2006)

Sestina: Sestina for Shappy, Who Doesn’t Get Enough Love Poems
by Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz (1/10/2006)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Two-Headed Boy” by Neutral Milk Hotel
by Miranda Glass (1/9/2006)

Yes Frontman Jon Anderson’s Instructions To His Dogsitter
by Eric Feezell (1/9/2006)

Sestina: Coconut Octopus
by John Hoppenthaler (1/8/2006)

List: Things My Girlfriend Did Not Say After I Told Her That I Sometimes Feel Stuck
by Adam Iverson (1/6/2006)

The 4-Year-Old on a Blind Date
by Ross Murray (1/6/2006)

Sestina: The Buffy Sestina
by Jason Schneiderman (1/6/2006)

Clue Confessions
by Jim Stallard (1/5/2006)

List: Affirmations Google Should Consider Putting on Its Search Button Other Than “I’m Feeling Lucky.”
by Angela Genusa (1/4/2006)

List: Advice You’ll Never Get From OnStar
by Lynnell Edwards (1/4/2006)

List: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
by Maya Rudolph (1/4/2006)

List: Scary Moments in Human/Robot Relations in Nonchronological Order
by Geoff Haggerty (1/4/2006)

Fondling Your Muse: Fighting Procrastination.
by John Warner (1/4/2006)

Journal Of A Seasoned Cobra Veteran
by Keith Pille (1/3/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 3: Game Three: The Sweet Smell of Victory
by Graham Murphy (1/3/2006)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Laura Erickson, Ornithologist
by Suzanne Yeagley (1/2/2006)

Klingon Personal Ads
by Mike Richardson-Bryan (1/2/2006)

Reviews of New Food
by Various New Food Tasters (12/31/2005)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (12/31/2005)

List: Places to Which Eddie Murphy’s Character in Coming to America Would Want to Move If, Instead of a Queen, He Wanted to Find a Prostitute
by Neal Dusedau (12/23/2005)

List: Most Popular Hobbies in Ancient Rome as Portrayed in HBO’s Rome
by Keith McIntire (12/23/2005)

List: Possible First Names for Count Chocula
by Adam Selzer (12/23/2005)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 2: Game Two: The Stolen Victory
by Graham Murphy (12/23/2005)

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