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Beloit College Mindset List: 1918
by Adam Underhill (5/4/2004)

List: My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day
by Melissa Bell (5/3/2004)

List: Sensations I Would Have Gladly Endured for a Full Thirty Minutes in Lieu of the Eight Months of Constant Discomfort Resulting from a Pinched Sciatic Nerve (the Longest Nerve in the Body)
by Matt Sherman (5/3/2004)

List: Rethinking Horse Proverbs
by Joseph O'Brien (5/3/2004)

Substitute Limericks
by Eric Silver (5/3/2004)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview With Robert Cork Kallen, Certified Firewalk Instructor
by Suzanne Yeagley (5/2/2004)

Sestina: Lives of the Conquerors
by Patricia Carlin (5/2/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Male Gynecologist
by Lindsay Katai (4/30/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Mailbag One
by Rick Paulas (4/30/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Death or Glory” by the Clash
by Greg Bellerose (4/28/2004)

Create Your Own Thomas Friedman Op-Ed Column
by Michael Ward (4/28/2004)

List: Recently Purchased Fruits that Are Hairy on the Inside or Outside
by Jonathan Rivnay (4/27/2004)

Reintroducing Allan Seager: This Town and Salamanca (Part 2 of 2)
by Allan Seager (4/27/2004)

Reintroducing Allan Seager: This Town and Salamanca (Part 1 of 2)
by Allan Seager (4/26/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Grand Prize Winner: Untitled
by David Kennerly (4/26/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Second-Place Winner: Goodbye Ernie Flynn
by Wendy Molyneux (4/25/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Third-Place Winner: Kimball Drives Home
by Peter Ward Brown (4/24/2004)

Open Letters: Open Letter to People Who Stare at My Boyfriend Because He Is More Attractive Than Me
by Stephen Karam (4/23/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Third-Place Winner: Untitled
by Mickey Hess (4/23/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Editor’s Note on the 20-Minute Stories Contest
by David Daley (4/22/2004)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 5
by Scott Douglas (4/22/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Scientifically Projected Stats for the 2004 Season after Three Weeks of Baseball
by Rick Paulas (4/22/2004)

Sestina: Cowboys
by Sparrow (4/21/2004)

Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
by Brian Sack (4/20/2004)

Traig & McGrath, Shut-In Detectives: Cases 31 & 32
by Jenny Traig and Peter McGrath (4/19/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to William Kristol, Richard Perle, and President Bush’s Other Neoconservative Puppetmasters
by John Warner (4/19/2004)

Correspondence from My Postal Plant Manager
by Judson Merrill (4/16/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: New Pitches for the 2004 Baseball Season
by Rick Paulas (4/15/2004)

List: Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?
by Eric Hamiter (4/14/2004)

List: Selections from the Nixon/Haldeman Conversations of a Somewhat Compromised Historical Significance
by Jane Laughlin and Shauna McKenna (4/14/2004)

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