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Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Elephant in the Ikea-Furnished Room
by Chloe Bland (1/30/2004)

Tantric Sex Positions
by Mike Sacks (1/30/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 9
by Various Letter Writers (1/29/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Days 8 and 9
by Kyle Minor (1/29/2004)

The Tyrant’s Tales
by Brent Spencer (1/29/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 7
by Kyle Minor (1/28/2004)

List: Seven Vaguely Dickensian Yet Sophomorically Inappropriate Proper Names, Two Legitimate Dickensian Characters, and One U.S. State — Or “The Dickens Cider Bleak House Rules.”
by Ben Skoch (1/28/2004)

List: Food, Drink, and Condiment Names That May Also Serve as Names of Ecdysiasts and/or Adult Film Stars
by J.D. Lewis (1/28/2004)

A Critical Introduction to Breakfast
by T.G. Gibbon (1/28/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 6
by Kyle Minor (1/27/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Vice President Dick Cheney’s Underbite
by John Peabody (1/27/2004)

Mars Politica
by Ben Greenman (1/27/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Women and Gay Men Who Want to Read That Copy of Sex in the Window
by Justin Dykhouse (1/27/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 5
by Kyle Minor (1/26/2004)

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Answers Old-Timey Blurb Action
by Carlton Doby (1/24/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 4
by Kyle Minor (1/23/2004)

A Midyear Update from Miss Othmar
by John Moe (1/23/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 3
by Kyle Minor (1/22/2004)

Sestina: Radio Sestina
by Rick Moody (1/22/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 2
by Kyle Minor (1/21/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 1
by Kyle Minor (1/20/2004)

List: My Attempt to Further Depress a Particularly Unfunny List, Sent to Me by Someone at Work, by Making Random Remarks
by Darby Larson (1/20/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 8
by Various Letter Writers (1/19/2004)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Tom Tit’s Experiment—Södertälje, Sweden
by Kevin Dolgin (1/19/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to To the People at Mott’s
by A.E. Sousa (1/19/2004)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 10: Bonus Skiing Edition!
by Roy Kesey (1/19/2004)

Don DeLillo, Stadium Vendor
by Ryan Boudinot (1/19/2004)

Enrichment Is Wasted on Me: Remembrances of Unfinished Continuing-Education Courses
by Jason Roeder (1/17/2004)

Audio Guide to the Greatest Masterpeices of All Time, Assembled in One Place
by Tom Gliatto (1/16/2004)

The Future of the Space Program
by Jonathan Messinger (1/16/2004)

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