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Not-Yet-Aired Anti-teen Smoking Ads Sponsored by Phillip Morris
by Cam Deyoung (2/24/2004)

Richard Parks Answers Your Bluegrass Music and Bluegrass Music-Related Questions: Column 4.
by Richard Parks (2/24/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
by Catherine Price (2/23/2004)

Guestbook: Vermont Applebrook Inn, Lancaster Suite, January 1, 1999­-May 1, 2001 (Excerpts)
by Jay Wexler (2/23/2004)

List: Other Unfortunate Uses for Johnny Cash Songs
by Kenda Burrack (2/22/2004)

List: Duck, Duck, Goose
by Michael Ward (2/22/2004)

List: Hexadecimal Color Codes in HTML That Look or Sound Dirty, But Are in Fact Merely Colorful
by Angela Genusa (2/22/2004)

List: Things Editorial Assistants Should Never Say to Senior Editors
by Stephen Karam (2/22/2004)

List: New Age Statements From Breakdancing: Mr. Fresh and the Supreme Rockers Show You How to Do It! (Avon Books, 1984)
by Brendan Short (2/22/2004)

List: Possible Good Rock Band Names Inspired by the Korean Central News Agency’s Press Release Entitled “DPRK, Dignified Powerful Nation.”
by Joey Hemmelgarn (2/22/2004)

List: Major Hollywood Productions that Kill Off the Only, or Only Important, Black Character in the Film
by Cameron D. Holley (2/22/2004)

List: Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot onto the Street When a Car Is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran over Your Foot
by Jay Wexler (2/22/2004)

List: New Movie Reviews from Ebert & Roeper
by Steve Caldes (2/22/2004)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 11: Spooky
by Roy Kesey (2/22/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph
by Puma Broderick (2/19/2004)

Confessions of a New Coffee Drinker
by Jon Friedman (2/19/2004)

Sestina: David Lehman and Jim Cummins Do Their Part After the World Trade Center Disaster
by James Cummins (2/19/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Customers at the Tattoo Shop Where I Work
by S.K. Williams (2/17/2004)

Traig & McGrath, Shut-In Detectives: Cases 19-22
by Jenny Traig and Peter McGrath (2/16/2004)

List: Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
by Brian Sack (2/16/2004)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview with Nicole G., Former U.S. Census Bureau Employee
by Suzanne Yeagley (2/16/2004)

Monologue: Gregor Samsa, Coach
by Will Layman (2/16/2004)

Happiness Is a Warm Gun
by Adam Maxwell (2/16/2004)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 4
by Scott Douglas (2/16/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Everything Is Free” by Gillian Welch
by Susannah Joy Felts (2/15/2004)

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Outfox(x)ing the Competition
by Carlton Doby (2/13/2004)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Useful Phrases
by Kevin Dolgin (2/11/2004)

Sestina: Tornado Season: April, Ottumwa, Iowa
by Jennifer L. Knox (2/11/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 10
by Various Letter Writers (2/10/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Baseball’s Bill Madlock
by Eric Silver (2/10/2004)

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