Don’t Read This or You Might Get Poked in the Eye With a Dagger
by Darby Larson (11/7/2005)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Lost Civilization of Torre
by Kevin Dolgin (11/6/2005)

Sestina: The Graduate Student in Comparative Literature Weighs the Merits of a Career in Pornographic Film
by Dafydd Wood (11/6/2005)

List: Least Reputable Charities
by Lucas Cox (11/4/2005)

List: Great Books of the 20th Century, as Reviewed by My Boss
by Nathan Thornton (11/4/2005)

List: Reasons Bloggers Hate the Mainstream Media
by William Wolfe (11/4/2005)

Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach’s Guide
by Pasha Malla (11/4/2005)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Screaming at the Dentist With Wendy K
by Suzanne Yeagley (11/3/2005)

Alternate Endings to Famous Literary Works as Written by a 15-Year-Old With a Grudge
by Paul Krumholz (11/3/2005)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 20
by Scott Douglas (11/3/2005)

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 5: On Seeing
by Oronte Churm (11/2/2005)

The Real Reasons Our Love Died
by Kari Hartmann (11/2/2005)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney
by Andrew F. Altschul (11/1/2005)

The Legend of Me
by Jack Handey (10/31/2005)

Sestina: A Sestina Explanation of the Valerie Plame Affair
by Michael De Leeuw (10/31/2005)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Great Wall of Chinese Golf
by Kevin Dolgin (10/29/2005)

Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 17
by Dan Kennedy (10/29/2005)

List: Comments From the Crowd Gathering Around the Body of Phidippides, Reporter of the Greek Victory Over the Persians at Marathon, Soon After He Gasped, “We Won,” and Died
by Brian Hubbard (10/28/2005)

List: What I Like About You
by James Muldowney (10/28/2005)

List: Rejected Bond Girls
by Rebecca Waits (10/28/2005)

The Author’s Letter to His Soon-to-Be Ex-Wife
by Luciana Lopez (10/27/2005)

What I Hope People Are Saying About My Hair at Rock Concerts
by Hari Raghavan (10/26/2005)

Sestina: Tina Sestina
by Doug Lang (10/25/2005)

Ten Reasons Why You, Audrey Tautou, Gamine French Star of Amélie, Should Date Me, Teddy Wayne
by Teddy Wayne (10/24/2005)

List: My Rejected Cooking Show Ideas
by Dan Kennedy (10/21/2005)

List: Leonard Cohen’s Seven Immutable Laws of Business
by Ken Krimstein (10/21/2005)

Giant Squid Takes Us Weekly to Task
by Greg Ruehlmann (10/21/2005)

Selections From Books Removed From My Small Canadian University’s Library Collection That, While Entertaining, Were No Longer Considered Relevant to the Undergraduate Curriculum
by G. Camper (10/20/2005)

The Ballad of Matt Harrigon, Pinewood Derby Winner
by Nick Confalone (10/19/2005)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Husband’s Pillow
by Tracy Carr (10/19/2005)

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