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Possible “Surprise” Endings To The New Samuel L. Jackson Film Snakes On A Plane
by Kyle Nuske and Mark Keinath (4/10/2006)

List: Titles of Songs I Could Credibly Write If I Became a Rap Star
by Greg Howard (4/7/2006)

List: Medical Maladies Less Well Known Than Lou Gehrig’s Disease That Are Also Named After Athletes
by Scott Putnicki (4/7/2006)

A Mother Takes Over Amazon Customer Service
by Nathaniel Missildine (4/7/2006)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 29: Harbin, Part III,
by Roy Kesey (4/6/2006)

Sestina: Tsunami
by Lewis Turco (4/6/2006)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Flying Over (and Stopping in) Bangkok
by Kevin Dolgin (4/6/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: The Little Tramp Is Still a Tramp
by Dr. Lawyer Indianchief (4/6/2006)

An Art History Professor Explains to His 4-Year-Old Daughter Why the Fair Market Value of Her Picture is Actually Far Less Than That of a Thousand Words
by Ethan Ryan (4/5/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 13: The Game That Could Have Offered Payback
by Graham Murphy (4/5/2006)

A Rejected Submission to NPR’s “This I Believe.”
by Rachel Proctor May (4/4/2006)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Cat, Abbie
by Libby Black (4/4/2006)

Nihilist Job Résumé
by Eric Feezell (4/3/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: My Method
by Brian Beatty (4/3/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: Keep the Sky Staying Up Above Me
by Bethlehem Shoals (3/31/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #6: The Antipodes
by Chris Zic (3/29/2006)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: What Will Happen in the 2006 Baseball Season—National League
by Rick Paulas (3/27/2006)

List: Sleeper Asbestos-Containing Products the Discovery of Whose Fatal Fiber Emissions Would Trigger Mass Panic
by Laura Mellis (3/24/2006)

List: Natural Rock Features Named by an Overwrought Mother Hired by the National Park Service
by John Strodtman (3/24/2006)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: What Will Happen in the 2006 Baseball Season—American League
by Rick Paulas (3/24/2006)

A Serial Killer Explains The Distinctions Between Literary Terms
by Charlie Anders (3/24/2006)

Public Service Announcement Revised
by Dan Kennedy (3/23/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: Milosevic Is Dead
by Dr. Lawyer Indianchief (3/23/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #5: Catskills Vagina
by Dan Clem (3/23/2006)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 28: Harbin, Part II
by Roy Kesey (3/22/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 12: The Warning Shot Over the Bow
by Graham Murphy (3/22/2006)

Working The Kidneys
by Jim Stallard (3/22/2006)

Parallels Between My Living Through Two Years Of Middle School And The Two Terms Of The Bush Presidency
by Teddy Wayne (3/21/2006)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Orcas
by Lauren Stroshane (3/21/2006)

List: Frank McCourt’s American History Class: Course Syllabus
by Derrick Martin (3/20/2006)

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