List: Eternia’s Legendary Homoerotic Figures
by Chadd S. Johnson (1/14/2002)

List: Catalog Headlines That Made Me Daydream of Big Success
by Dan Kennedy (1/14/2002)

Store Items Sold: December 21, 2001 – January 10, 2002
by Store Manager (1/11/2002)

The Hole Has Certain Rules
by Paul Killebrew (1/11/2002)

On the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash Compactor
by Joshua Tyree (1/10/2002)

Sinatron, Out of Control
by David K. Gibson (1/9/2002)

Black, Grey, Green, Red, Blue: A Letter From a Famous Painter On The Moon
by Ben Greenman (1/7/2002)

List: Alternative Anniversary Gift Traditions
by Lindsay Roberston (1/7/2002)

List: Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You
by Melissa Bell (1/7/2002)

A Million to One
by Robert Kevin Walters (1/4/2002)

Box Boy
by Amy Halloran (1/3/2002)

List: Probable Locations of Trans-Dimensional Portals
by Neil Kelley (1/2/2002)

List: Tom Cruise’s Smile, Circa December 2001
by John McMurtrie (1/2/2002)

List: Actual Phrases Written between the 1/8" Wide Joints of a Field of 4″ × 4″ Ceramic Tiles Located above the Urinals in a Men’s Restroom
by Scott Ogden (1/2/2002)

List: Thirteen Ways of Looking at Mario Ernesto Rojas
by Carolyn Johnson (1/2/2002)

List: Actual Names of Online Poker Players
by Marc Gilutin (1/2/2002)

List: Actual Comments Written in the Customer Comments Book in Somerfield’s, a Supermarket in Galashiels, in the Scottish Borders
by Stuart B. Kelly (1/2/2002)

List: Words Used by My Grandfather in His WWII Diary to Denote Intoxication
by Elizabeth Ellen (1/2/2002)

Journal of a New COBRA Recruit
by Keith Pille (1/2/2002)

List: In the Magazine Age
by Shane Wilson (1/2/2002)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (12/31/2001)

The Capital Of The World
by Joshuah Bearman (12/21/2001)

The Many Uses Of The Word “Word.”
by Joey Fortuna (12/20/2001)

Three Good Things That Happened To Me Recently
by Elizabeth Miller (12/19/2001)

Bazooka Joe Comics From Around The World
by John Kearney (12/18/2001)

List: Street Names of Some Common Antibiotics
by Bengamin Errett (12/17/2001)

List: Proposed Hobbies for My Friend Stan’s Mom and the Reasons They Were Scrapped
by Molly Woods (12/17/2001)

List: Last Names That Are More Common Than My Own, According to the Census Bureau
by Seth Kolloen (12/17/2001)

List: Actual Titles of Resumes Posted by Job Seekers on a San Francisco-Area Website
by Tony Cross (12/17/2001)

List: Capitalized Words and Phrases Appearing in the Official Sea-Monkey Handbook
by Amy L. Stender (12/17/2001)