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List: Excerpts from Love: Family Style — How to Have a Happy Home By Dr. Clarence W. Kerr with Nathanael Olson, Cited Here in Support of President Bush’s Marriage-Advocacy Initiatives or the Blessed Institution of (Heterosexual) Marriage
by A.E. Sousa (5/7/2004)

List: Biological Terms or Theories that Sound Made Up
by Emma Sheppard (5/7/2004)

List: Playground Toys Unsuitable for Children
by Joshua Seely (5/7/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to a Playboy Poster
by Kristen Lepionka (5/6/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Two Step” from The Real Ramona by Throwing Muses
by Jason Korenkiewicz (5/6/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Graydon Carter, Editor of Vanity Fair Magazine
by Dianne Fagan (5/5/2004)

On Tour with Bob Edwards
by B.R. Cohen (5/5/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Twenty-Year-Old USC Intern That I Slept With
by John Pecod (5/4/2004)

Beloit College Mindset List: 1918
by Adam Underhill (5/4/2004)

List: My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day
by Melissa Bell (5/3/2004)

List: Sensations I Would Have Gladly Endured for a Full Thirty Minutes in Lieu of the Eight Months of Constant Discomfort Resulting from a Pinched Sciatic Nerve (the Longest Nerve in the Body)
by Matt Sherman (5/3/2004)

List: Rethinking Horse Proverbs
by Joseph O'Brien (5/3/2004)

Substitute Limericks
by Eric Silver (5/3/2004)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview With Robert Cork Kallen, Certified Firewalk Instructor
by Suzanne Yeagley (5/2/2004)

Sestina: Lives of the Conquerors
by Patricia Carlin (5/2/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Male Gynecologist
by Lindsay Katai (4/30/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Mailbag One
by Rick Paulas (4/30/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Death or Glory” by the Clash
by Greg Bellerose (4/28/2004)

Create Your Own Thomas Friedman Op-Ed Column
by Michael Ward (4/28/2004)

List: Recently Purchased Fruits that Are Hairy on the Inside or Outside
by Jonathan Rivnay (4/27/2004)

Reintroducing Allan Seager: This Town and Salamanca (Part 2 of 2)
by Allan Seager (4/27/2004)

Reintroducing Allan Seager: This Town and Salamanca (Part 1 of 2)
by Allan Seager (4/26/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Grand Prize Winner: Untitled
by David Kennerly (4/26/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Second-Place Winner: Goodbye Ernie Flynn
by Wendy Molyneux (4/25/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Third-Place Winner: Kimball Drives Home
by Peter Ward Brown (4/24/2004)

Open Letters: Open Letter to People Who Stare at My Boyfriend Because He Is More Attractive Than Me
by Stephen Karam (4/23/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Third-Place Winner: Untitled
by Mickey Hess (4/23/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Editor’s Note on the 20-Minute Stories Contest
by David Daley (4/22/2004)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 5
by Scott Douglas (4/22/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Scientifically Projected Stats for the 2004 Season after Three Weeks of Baseball
by Rick Paulas (4/22/2004)

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