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A Tweak Too Far: New York’s Edgiest Derma Docs
by Prudence Crowther (12/18/2003)

Sestina: Good Friday
by Susan Gubernat (12/17/2003)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 4
by Various Letter Writers (12/16/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Superintendent, Hugo
by Adam Scally (12/16/2003)

Sumotalk: Aki Basho
by Kenji Heilman and Mike Wesemann (12/16/2003)

Because We Are 100 Percent Committed
by Michael J. Rosen (12/16/2003)

List: Yakov Smirnoff Joke or Offensive to Russians?
by Scott Tomford (12/15/2003)

List: Famous Predictions
by Adam Underhill (12/15/2003)

List: Headlines in the Sports Section of My College Newspaper That Seemed Funny at the Time, But in Retrospect Were Probably Just Unnecessarily Mean-Spirited
by Ilya Abyzov (12/15/2003)

Statement of Witness from Benjamin Mavodones Concerning His Involvement in the Recent Actions Against Local Gang Members Who Call Themselves “The Hail Marys.”
by David Meiklejohn (12/15/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to DirecTV
by Molly Bishop (12/12/2003)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 1
by Scott Douglas (12/12/2003)

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: On Screen Chemistry
by Carlton Doby (12/10/2003)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Untitled Twenty-Minute Story
by Victoria Lancelotta (12/10/2003)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 3
by Various Letter Writers (12/9/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who “Tut” on the Tube
by Diane Costello (12/9/2003)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Quadratic
by Michael Martone (12/9/2003)

List: Rejected Titles Suggested by Clay Aiken for Ruben Studdard’s Debut Album
by Robert McEvily (12/8/2003)

List: Popular Pickup Lines Used by Serial Killers
by Wendy Molyneux (12/8/2003)

Adventures With Jonathan Ames: A Thanksgiving Journal
by Jonathan Ames (12/8/2003)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Seven Failures By Lunchtime
by Charles Baxter (12/8/2003)

Sestina: Sestina
by Timothy Liu (12/8/2003)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Richard Marx’s “Hazard.”
by George Viebranz (12/7/2003)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview with Sara Willkomm, President of a Michael Ian Black Fan Club
by Suzanne Yeagley (12/6/2003)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 8: Certain Gatherings, and a Fetish
by Roy Kesey (12/5/2003)

List: Replacing Bunnies With Bastards
by Mark Peters (12/4/2003)

List: Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
by Brian Sack (12/4/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Young Women Who Work in Chain Bookstores
by Sara Bauer (12/4/2003)

World of Hurt
by Ronnie Cordova (12/4/2003)

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: You’re the Topps
by Carlton Doby (12/3/2003)

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