Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 8: The Bludgeoning
by Graham Murphy (2/10/2006)

Klingon Recipes
by Mike Richardson-Bryan (2/10/2006)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: David Kruchowski, Working at a Strip Club With Mom
by Suzanne Yeagley (2/9/2006)

The Elements of Spam.
by Jason Roeder (2/8/2006)

“About Me” On Jack Bauer’s Friendster Profile
by Jack Ruenprapan (2/7/2006)

Sestina: Mother Worries
by Shane Allison (2/6/2006)

Conversations I’ve Had During A Normal Day In Los Angeles, Modified To Include The Shocking Depiction Of Racism Found In Paul Haggis’s 2005 Film Crash
by Brendon Lloyd (2/6/2006)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Cities in the Sand: Rio de Janeiro
by Kevin Dolgin (2/6/2006)

List: Terrifying Bioengineered Animal-Snack Hybrids Not Mentioned as Potential Threats During the State of the Union Address
by Brian Leatherman and Matthew Brehm (2/3/2006)

List: Last Night’s Top Five Alphabet-Soup Spoonfuls
by Jason Ratliff (2/3/2006)

List: Unlikely World War II Fighter Squadron Names
by Ken Feinleib (2/3/2006)

List: Brian Wilson’s First Five Suggestions for the Name of the Album That Would Be Called Pet Sounds
by Timmy Waldren (2/3/2006)

1997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke
by Dan Kennedy (2/3/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 7: Game Six: The Agony of Defeat
by Graham Murphy (2/2/2006)

List: Responses to People on the 6 Train That Hopefully Convey My Feelings in a Polite Way
by Leighton Davis (2/1/2006)

List: Secret Canadian Superweapons in Development
by Wynn Quon (2/1/2006)

List: Less Powerful Industry Lobbying Groups
by Todd Rovak (2/1/2006)

Tom Cruise Speaks at Official Unveiling of Zoo’s New Tiger Enclosure
by Chris Norton (2/1/2006)

Ongoing Roadblocks In The Mongoose/Cobra Peace Process
by Bob Woodiwiss (1/31/2006)

Scenes From Lord Of The Rings That Might Have Been Used As Setups For Bad Commercials Had The Filmmakers Not Respected The Material
by Cody James (1/30/2006)

Sestina: Ingrate Sestina (or, The Sestina That Has Rejected All Its Titles Sestina)
by Gillian Kiley (1/30/2006)

A Mother’s Plea
by Jim Stallard (1/27/2006)

List: What the Corinthians Wrote Back to the Apostle Paul
by Andrew Milner (1/26/2006)

List: Names for Your Transgender Baby
by Carmen Nobel (1/26/2006)

Sestina: Subterranean Gnomesick Blues; or, The Gnome Who Whet My Fleshy Tent
by Rachel Shukert (1/26/2006)

by Mike Sacks (1/26/2006)

Our Policy On Marriage
by Ken Budd (1/25/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 6: Game Five: The Romp
by Graham Murphy (1/24/2006)

List: Things You Can Do If You Love Jesus Other Than Honk
by Jen Goodhue (1/24/2006)

Listmania!: Other Books Useful (Or Not) For Americans To Read, Beyond William Blum’s Rogue State , By Osama B L
by Teddy Wayne (1/23/2006)

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