Sestina: Anna Karenina (Or Like, Most of It)
by Jonah Winter (11/19/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Alcohol
by Mark Leidner (11/18/2003)

Inaugural Speeches from Our Action Heroes
by G. Xavier Robillard (11/18/2003)

Adventures With Jonathan Ames: Club Existential Dread
by Jonathan Ames (11/17/2003)

Daniel Radosh’s Media Moment: Collected Media Moments
by Daniel Radosh (11/16/2003)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 7: Scattered
by Roy Kesey (11/15/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Centripetal Force
by Christina Roux (11/14/2003)

“Have You Ever Eaten a Baby?”
by Michael Ian Black (11/14/2003)

Sestina: The Bell Telephone Hour Sestina
by David Lehman (11/13/2003)

List: Physical Theories as Women
by Simon DeDeo (11/12/2003)

List: Pillow Talk
by Hari Raghavan (11/12/2003)

List: People I’d Have Sex with to Avoid “Dialing Down the Middle” with Carrot Top, As Revealed by a Recent Game of “Who Would You Rather Sleep With?”
by Evany Thomas (11/12/2003)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: On “Alison.”
by A.D. Hoover (11/10/2003)

Sestina: I Dreamed I Wrote This Sestina In My Maidenform Bra
by Denise Duhamel (11/7/2003)

List: Things You Should Not Substitute for Whipped Cream During Food Sex, Even if You Are Out of Whipped Cream
by Jay Wexler (11/6/2003)

List: Why Love Is Blind
by Matthew Simmons (11/6/2003)

List: List of Organizations, People, and Anthropomorphic Endangered Species That, for Funds-Soliciting Purposes, Purchased My Closely Held New Mailing Address from the ACLU, Which I Recently Joined, Ironically, to Support Privacy Rights
by Nicolas Duquette (11/6/2003)

Early Bird Report Card
by Pasha Malla (11/6/2003)

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: An Errant Spelling Production
by Carlton Doby (11/5/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Makers of “Valtrex” (Glaxosmithkline)
by Nathan McIntire (11/5/2003)

Journal Entries from Sara Grady, Who is Studying Horseshoe Crabs on Cape Cod: November 5
by Sara Grady (11/5/2003)

About the Meet the Teacher Night
by Ken Krimstein (11/4/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Little Children Who Play in the Alley and Like to Throw Stuff At My Car
by Aimee Dolby (11/4/2003)

A Message from the Principal
by Jason Roeder (11/3/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Louis XIV
by Michael Rossi (11/3/2003)

Q&O: A Conversation with Poet-O, the Poet Laureate of Central Park: Part III
by Joe Pacheco (11/2/2003)

List: Random Book Dedications Read From the Bargain Bin
by Brandon Rogers (10/31/2003)

List: Albert Einstein College of Medicine Professor or Dr. Pepper Knock-Off Brand?
by Jules Lipoff (10/31/2003)

Body Cavity
by Ross Martin (10/31/2003)

Ghost Stories With Hidden Agendas: Spending The Night In the Haunted House
by Karen Sneider (10/30/2003)

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