A Message From Neal Pollack
by Neal Pollack (9/20/2000)

List: Lesser-Known Facts, Democratic Party Edition
by John Warner (9/19/2000)

Done in Pen: The Poems of New York Times Puzzle Editor Will Shortz
by Kevin Guilfoile (9/19/2000)

List: Fall Hunting Dates for North Dakota
by Kate E. Gambs (9/18/2000)

A Report on the Habits of the Sexually Ravenous Single Women of New York, Who Also Have Jobs
by Neal Pollack (9/18/2000)

Back-to-School Week: Ideas For Yet More Film Adaptations of Classic Novels, Updated and Set in a High School
by Keith Bunin (9/15/2000)

Back-to-School Week: Hazing Rituals to Be Inflicted by Me, Assuming That I Now Attend a British Boarding School
by Mike Sacks (9/14/2000)

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part III
by John Hodgman (9/13/2000)

Back-To-School Week: Errata
by Andrew Grossman (9/12/2000)

Back-To-School Week: Flight School, Day Two
by Amie Barrodale (9/11/2000)

Humor in Uniform
by Tom Nissley (9/8/2000)

Forward-Looking Statement
by Stuart Wade (9/7/2000)

Static Personal Growth in 23 Days
by Mark Schatzker (9/6/2000)

Urban Myths About Urban Legends
by Rick Larsen (9/6/2000)

The Unusual History of My Impending Prominence: A Book-Tour Timeline From the Future
by Neal Pollack (9/5/2000)

List: Twenty-Eight Real Animals Named After Other Animals
by Ed Page (9/3/2000)

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part II
by John Hodgman (9/1/2000)

Untimely Week: A Message From Lovey Johns-Atchison The Acting President of the Trump Place Condo Association
by Kevin Guilfoile (9/1/2000)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (8/30/2000)

Untimely Week: NRA Grille Menu
by Noam Weinstein (8/29/2000)

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part I
by John Hodgman (8/28/2000)

I Write Short Books About the Popular Bands of the Day. Here Is My Story. (Episode 4.)
by Catherine Zymet (8/25/2000)

A Brief Autobiography of Camille Paglia, as Told through Introductory Appositive Phrases In Her Online Column
by Lisa Whipple (8/24/2000)

Decoding the Official Soundtrack of the Democratic National Convention
by Brad Kloza (8/23/2000)

Understanding the Official Soundtrack of the Republican National Convention
by Brad Kloza (8/22/2000)

Vanilla, A Novelette
by Matt Fagan (8/21/2000)

Francis Heaney’s Lipogrammatic Consumer Guide
by Francis Heaney (8/16/2000)

Philadelphia: Into the Maw
by Neal Pollack (8/14/2000)

New Riddles for Five-Ounce Dixie Cups
by Dan Kennedy (8/11/2000)

Take the Pepsi Challenge
by Whitney Pastorek (8/10/2000)