Two Things About Yo Mama
by Katie Pearce (8/9/2000)

Sharon Fleder, Animal Publicist
by Tim Carvell (8/8/2000)

Your Neighborhood Laundraclean
by Alysia Gray Painter (8/7/2000)

A Letter From Ezra Pound to Billy Wilder, 1963
by Greg Purcell (8/4/2000)

From the Recently Recovered Meditations of Marcus Aurelius
by Amie Barrodale (8/3/2000)

Preview of Summer Camps: Camp Five
by Jeff Johnson (8/2/2000)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (7/31/2000)

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: Some Punchlines to Jokes About David Gergen
by Jas VanBuskirk (7/28/2000)

Political Cartoon
by Paul Maliszewski (7/27/2000)

Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Laboratory Jobs
by Anonymous MIT Laboratory Door Watcher (7/27/2000)

A Don For All Seasons
by Neal Pollack (7/26/2000)

An Eating Contest Begun in the Summer of 1996 and Continuing to This Day
by Levi T. Stahl (7/25/2000)

Test Your Logic Brain
by Amie Barrodale (7/24/2000)

Forsaken, the Crew Awaited News from the People Below
by J.M. Martinez (7/21/2000)

Reviews of Friends’ Stories and Anecdotes, Part III
by Christina Nunez (7/20/2000)

Imaginary Dialogues
by Francis Heaney (7/19/2000)

Periodic Table of the Elementary School
by Alysia Gray Painter (7/18/2000)

John Hodgman, Professional Literary Agent, Has Not Forsaken His Young Cousin, the Aspiring Writer Known Only as “Josh,” but Read Below for Important News of His Professional Status, and Learn With Him the Painful Lesson of The Lycanthrope’s Niece
by John Hodgman (7/17/2000)

I Write Short Books About the Popular Bands of the Day. Here Is My Story. (Episode 3.)
by Catherine Zymet (7/14/2000)

Things I Did in Denver, Part Two
by Neal Pollack (7/13/2000)

Things I Did in Denver
by Neal Pollack (7/12/2000)

This Is for All the People Who Love Angels
by Amy Fusselman (7/11/2000)

Index of First Lines
by Greg Purcell (7/7/2000)

This Evening at the Brookings Institution: An Unoccupied Microphone
by Peter O'Toole (7/6/2000)

In Other Magazines
by Amie Barrodale (6/30/2000)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (6/30/2000)

Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Mass Spectrometer Retirement
by Anonymous MIT Laboratory Door Watcher (6/30/2000)

One Writer’s Routine
by Neal Pollack (6/26/2000)

Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Samples List
by Anonymous MIT Laboratory Door Watcher (6/22/2000)

Appetites
by Greg Ames (6/21/2000)