The Red Wing Shoe Factory: Nine Points of Interest
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My Dogme95 Confession
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List: A Judgment of My Performance
by Megan Briscoe (3/13/2000)

List: Your eBay Friends and Neighbors
by Monique Dufour (3/13/2000)

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by Tom Nissley (3/13/2000)

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A Disquieting Display of Reader Interest in Paul Maliszewski’s Recent Feature, “In Search of the Red Planet”: Forty-Three Notes, With Varying Degrees of Hostility, and a Response From the Author
by Paul Maliszewski (3/8/2000)

In Memoriam, Charles Schulz: A Short Autobiographical Screenplay
by Greg Purcell (3/7/2000)

Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Beware of Phage!
by Michael Genrich (3/7/2000)

In Search of the Red Planet
by Paul Maliszewski (3/3/2000)

Some Jokes and Pranks That Did Not Pan Out
by Chris Mohney (3/2/2000)

Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Depleted Uranium – Safety and Emergency Procedures
by Michael Genrich (3/1/2000)

Keeping It in the Family (“It” Being Work): A One-Part Series on America’s Least-Worrisome Instances of Nepotism
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Letters to McSweeney’s
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This Week’s School Lunches
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The Women of the House Science Committee, as Classified by The Beach Boys
by Carol Magary (2/24/2000)

List: The Only Thoughts I Remember Crossing My Mind Today
by Dan Kennedy (2/23/2000)

List: Real Notes Scribbled In Books Still On The Shelves At Borders Books and Music
by Bob Sassone (2/23/2000)

List: Best and Worst Teams in Seattle’s Weeknight Co-Rec Soccer League (Divisions 9A-9F)
by Michael Murphy (2/23/2000)

List: Eric’s Top Ten Movies of 1999
by Eric McHenry (2/23/2000)

Honest-to-God Trivia Questions From “TV Guide’s TV Game,” a Board Game Manufactured in 1984
by Michael Colton (2/23/2000)

Breaker
by Tommy Wallach (2/22/2000)

Eighteen Half Truths
by Christopher Painter (2/18/2000)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (2/17/2000)

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by Sarah Vowell (2/15/2000)

List: Ways To Offer Coffee Refills at a Diner (If You are Working at the Diner)
by Adam McGill (2/14/2000)

List: Bad Names for Hamsters
by Diana Fischer (2/14/2000)

List: Good Names for Hamsters
by Diana Fischer (2/14/2000)