List: 3 Little Things I Regret Having Said
by Dan Kennedy (2/14/2000)

The Ten Worst Films of 1942; As Reviewed by Ezra Pound Over Italian Radio
by Greg Purcell (2/14/2000)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (2/13/2000)

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: David Gergen Avoids Common Words
by Darien Large (2/12/2000)

Election 2000, as seen from Chile, Part One
by Marc Herman (2/11/2000)

Conversations While Canvassing For Bill Bradley in Small New Hampshire Towns
by David Gaffen (2/10/2000)

The Zapruder Film: The Novelization
by Mike Sacks (2/9/2000)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Betsy Ross
by Tim Carvell (2/8/2000)

Satan’s Girlfriend
by Jamie Dyer (2/8/2000)

Actual Reviews Posted on amazon.com by Me, in Utter Slack-Jawed Ignorance of the Books Involved, and with Grammatical Errors Intact
by Tim Church (2/7/2000)

Letters Found on Computers at an Internet Café in Bangkok
by John Bowe (2/3/2000)

Instructions for Reaching the Bridge to the 21st Century
by Paul Maliszewski (2/2/2000)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Oscar Wilde
by Tim Carvell (2/1/2000)

Vignettes That Won’t Make It Into the New York Times’ “Metropolitan Diary.”
by Tom Ruprecht (2/1/2000)

List: Freudian Blender Settings
by William Novim (1/31/2000)

List: Lists Involving Christ, Christian Names, and Peace of Mind
by Jesse Lichtenstein (1/31/2000)

List: Tossed, Hurled, Thrown
by Jesse Lichtenstein (1/31/2000)

List: If Medical Conditions Were Like Masterpiece Theater and Sporting Venues
by T.G. Gibbon (1/31/2000)

List: The Blots vs. The Sharks: The Blots’ Playbook
by Matthew Summers-Sparks (1/31/2000)

List: The Past Ten Business Days
by Ryan Purdy (1/31/2000)

List: Dreams, By Proximity to Reality
by Mike Chamberlain (1/31/2000)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (1/31/2000)

Another Example of the Illuminating Correspondence Between John Hodgman, Professional Literary Agent, and His Cousin, One ‘Josh,’ Who Aims to Be a Man of Letters
by John Hodgman (1/31/2000)

Weekly NFL Picks: 1999-2000 Picks
by Jeff Johnson (1/31/2000)

A Brief Parody of a Talk Show That Falls Apart About Halfway Through
by Tim Carvell (1/27/2000)

Thought Police Blotter
by Kurt Luchs (1/26/2000)

How I Voted in the Weather Channel’s Top 10 Storms of the Century Poll
by Kevin Guilfoile (1/25/2000)

List: Several Phrases That Have Never Been Uttered in Human History
by Marshall Sella (1/24/2000)

List: The Contrarian’s Alternate History of Popular Music: The Top 100
by Jim Ridley (1/24/2000)

List: Ulriches Past, Present, and Future
by Keith Crouse (1/24/2000)