Those Heady Days Are Behind Us Now: A Review of Bicentennial Man
by Paul Maliszewski (1/24/2000)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Oscar Meyer
by Tim Carvell (1/21/2000)

List: Speculative Titles of Future Thrillers by James Patterson
by Matt Sullivan (1/21/2000)

List: 23 Websites You Might Be Very Disappointed to Hear Are Already Registered, and One You Might Be Surprised to Discover Is Still Available
by Jeff Boison (1/21/2000)

List: Not-Good Titles for Romantic Films
by Tim Blair (1/21/2000)

Things I Have Stolen From My Friends and Family
by Thomas Collins (1/21/2000)

The Gravity Foundation Addresses Merge/Sort Junior High School
by Carol Magary (1/20/2000)

Mr. Blackwell, a Literary Analysis
by Gustavo P. Secchi (1/18/2000)

Interviews with Drivers of Lunch Trucks: Non-Massachusetts Lunch Truck Driver Interviews
by Alex Pascover, Clinton Marsh, Heather Schlegel, Neal Pollack and T. Wright Townsend (1/17/2000)

List: Percentages of Internet Users Genuinely Engaged in the Action in Column “A” While Typing the Abbreviation in Column “B.”
by Kevin Shay (1/17/2000)

List: Words from a Magnetic Poetry Set
by Andre Theisen (1/17/2000)

List: Six Rejected Pseudonyms for Allen T. Loffman
by Joshua Steichman (1/17/2000)

List: Six Possible Pseudonyms for Allen T. Loffman
by Joshua Steichman (1/17/2000)

List: Possible Winning Solutions to the Board Game “Clue” if the Characters were Replaced with Right-Leaning Political Pundits, the Weapons Replaced with Logical Fallacies, and the Rooms Replaced with Either Jung’s “Psychic Containers” or Varieties of Soft Chee
by John Warner (1/17/2000)

List: 1999: 10 Dates to Remember
by Darnell Lye (1/17/2000)

The Most Useful FAQ Ever
by T.G. Gibbon (1/17/2000)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Alexander Graham Bell
by Tim Carvell (1/15/2000)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (1/15/2000)

Verbatim Biographical Highlights from the 1987 Topps Baseball Card Series
by Chadd S. Johnson and Paul Jung (1/13/2000)

I See These People Walking Down My Alley Almost Every Single Day
by Ned Peets (1/12/2000)

Reviews of My Daydreams
by T.G. Gibbon (1/11/2000)

List: Awful Sports
by Eric McHenry (1/10/2000)

List: Terms That Corporate America Should Consider Using in Place of “Going Forward.”
by Kevin Shay (1/10/2000)

List: Eventual Everything: 65 Selected Pairs of Guide Words from the McGraw-Hill School Dictionary, 1998 Edition
by Joy Nolan (1/10/2000)

A Short Item about the Future
by Tim Carvell (1/10/2000)

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: On This Day in Gergen Family History
by Paul Maliszewski (1/9/2000)

I was Alan Greenspan’s Roadie
by Tim Carvell (1/6/2000)

List: Boring Scores, in Alphabetical Order by Sport
by Michael Mannella (1/4/2000)

Do They Know it’s Christmas After All?
by Henry Alford (1/4/2000)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Readers of McSweeney's (12/26/1999)