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Archive
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October 1, 2019Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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September 30, 2019Real Guillotine Operators Sever Heads Every Day
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September 27, 2019Congress Needs to Stop This Impeachment Nonsense and Instead Focus on What It Can Actually Accomplish, Like Undermining Every International Commitment It’s Ever Made
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September 27, 2019Sexistential Quandaries
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September 27, 2019It’s Not Just an Artisanal Urinal Cake — It’s Also Your New Phone Charger!
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September 26, 2019Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
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September 26, 2019Scenes from the New Hit Cop Show Louis Cannon: Cruel and Unusual Protector
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September 26, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Impeachment Inquiries Amongst the Liberal Elite
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September 25, 2019What You Need to Know About Big Brother’s Phone Conversation With the Leader of Eurasia
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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September 25, 201912 Things You’re Not Likely to Hear Anytime Soon In the United States