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Archive
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April 11, 2019Writers’ Fortunes for a Cootie Catcher
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April 11, 2019Allen Ginsberg’s “Who Let the Dogs Out”
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April 10, 2019To Stop Trump in 2020, Democrats Have to Stop Infighting and Unite Behind Crabby, the Giant Man-Eating Crab
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April 10, 2019If Millennial Home Décor Could Talk
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April 10, 2019We Think the Best Person to Discuss Racism Is the One Who Said Hitler Was Okay
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April 9, 2019At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order
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April 9, 2019Witch Interrogation Guide/Perimenopause Quiz
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April 9, 2019I Still Believe Every Child Is Precious. Also It Will Take Us Years to Find the Kids We Stole At the Border
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April 8, 2019I Look Just Like Every Black Woman You’ve Ever Seen
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April 8, 2019How to Show Everyone in This Art Museum You Really Fucking Appreciate This Painting
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April 8, 2019Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead
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April 5, 2019Welcome to Blood Fystyvyl: A Transformative Weekend of Music and Luxury Blood Tests On a Remote Island Once Owned by Robert Blake