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by The Editors of McSweeney's (2/27/2013)
Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
by Jory John (2/26/2013)
Monologue: White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
by Alex Kane (2/26/2013)
Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Holly Harper Sells Cow Waterbeds
by Suzanne Yeagley (2/26/2013)
I Would Like to Be Pope
by John Ortved (2/25/2013)
Adventures in Atomic Tourism: Mississippi (Radioactive) Mud Pie
by Anne Wheeler (2/25/2013)
How Glorious Our Task! Letters from a Dissertation Boot Camp
by Chantelle Messier (2/22/2013)
Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Matthew’s House
by Jesse Eisenberg (2/22/2013)
Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: Curb
by Larry Buchanan (2/22/2013)
A Memo to the New Employee About Parking
by Seth Reiss (2/21/2013)
List: More Accurate Names for the Generic Cereals Consumed While Broke and Unemployed
by Roxanne Maikranz and Sara Sabol-Maikranz (2/21/2013)
God’s Little Acre of Diamonds: Observations On Travel Ball in Cobb County, Georgia: Fessing Up What We Cough Up
by Stella A. (2/21/2013)
Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: Teach the Kids Good
by Matthew James (2/20/2013)
The Smell of a Book
by Teddy Wayne (2/20/2013)
Ben Greenman’s Graphs About Charts and Charts About Graphs: Graph #33: How Much of This Very Complex, Sophisticated, Multicolored Graph is Obscured by Blackness?
by Ben Greenman (2/20/2013)
Believe in the Believer
by The Believer (2/19/2013)
Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 42: The Women of Schorndorf
by Susan Schorn (2/19/2013)
List: Instagram Filters Inspired by My Parents’ Reaction to Yet Another Return Home as a Single Man Who Has Still Not Enrolled In Graduate School
by Jack Loftus (2/19/2013)
Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Question 17: Why Care?
by Chris White (2/18/2013)
List: Presidents’ Day Greeting Card Messages
by Susan Cohen (2/18/2013)
H.R. 2918: An Act to Guarantee Permanent Legal Residential Status to Gabriela Vasquez of Tucson, Arizona
by River Clegg (2/15/2013)
The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #90: Bill Lester
by Rob Trucks (2/15/2013)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to Targeted Online Advertisers
by Molly Schoemann (2/15/2013)
How Aleksandr Knew What He Knew, and How I Knew That He Knew
by Ellie Kemper (2/14/2013)
A Very Special Valentine’s Wish from the Believer
by The Believer (2/14/2013)
Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Watching Kids Play Sports
by Amy Fusselman (2/14/2013)
Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Love III
by Teddy Wayne (2/14/2013)
List: Some Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
by Ali Garfinkel (2/14/2013)
List: Rom.coms
by Rachel Miller and Sophie Cooper (2/14/2013)
The Dog-Walker Whisperer
by Jon Methven (2/13/2013)