Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn’t Want To Celebrate His Birthday This Year
by Matt Bannish (12/24/2012)

The Twelve Days Of Christmas
by Colin Nissan (12/24/2012)

Excerpts From My Mother’s Editorial Notes On My Letters To Santa, 1987 2000
by Jen Statsky (12/24/2012)

Letters to Santa Written By Shakespeare Characters
by Caroline Bicks and Michelle Ephraim (12/24/2012)

Santa’s Privacy Policy
by Laurence Hughes (12/24/2012)

Monologue: Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party
by Grace Bello (12/24/2012)

I Swear to Fucking God, If I Come Home This Christmas and Find Out My Parents are Still Unplugging Their Computer From the Wall When They Want to Turn It Off, I Will Fucking Snap
by Jason M. Mustian (12/24/2012)

How the Grinch Stole Jokes
by Conor McKeon (12/21/2012)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Elf On the Fucking Shelf
by Jennifer Scharf (12/21/2012)

Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: Pledge of Allegiance Got Me Worried
by Jason Edward Harrington (12/21/2012)

Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
by Avery Monsen and Jory John (12/21/2012)

Santax, the Miracle Drug
by Keith Ecker (12/20/2012)

List: Things Highlighted in My Ninth Grade Copy of Frankenstein That Also Describe My Adolescence
by Laura Registrato (12/20/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Seasonality
by Teddy Wayne (12/20/2012)

Audience Participation Cues for the My Dinner With André Midnight Madness Screening
by Luke Burns (12/19/2012)

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #6: Farewell to Christmas
by Stuart Winchester (12/19/2012)

Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Miserable Roads
by John Hallmann (12/19/2012)

The Introduction to Terribly Torturous Sudoku
by Sean Adams (12/18/2012)

Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: Season’s Ramblings
by Matthew James (12/18/2012)

List: How Some Yoga Instructors Came to Their Practice
by Caitlin Kunkel (12/18/2012)

Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: That Which Cannot Be Named
by Daniel Falk (12/17/2012)

Monologue: We Are the Feet of the People Whose Holiday Card You Received Last Week
by Kendra Stanton Lee (12/17/2012)

McSweeney’s Advent Calendar: Authors’ Choice Week, The Final Day!
by McSweeney's (12/16/2012)

McSweeney’s Advent Calendar: Authors’ Choice Week, Day Five
by McSweeney's (12/15/2012)

Sestina to the Fox Hills Neighborhood Board Regarding My Lack of Compliance with the Holiday Decoration Guidelines as Outlined in the 10/13/12 Meeting Minutes
by Marcy Campbell (12/14/2012)

McSweeney’s Advent Calendar: Authors’ Choice Week, Day Four
by McSweeney's (12/14/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Difference
by Teddy Wayne (12/14/2012)

A Conversation Between Close Female Friends, as Imagined By a Female With Exclusively Close Male Friends
by Kelly Conaboy (12/13/2012)

McSweeney’s Advent Calendar: Authors’ Choice Week, Day Three
by McSweeney's (12/13/2012)

God’s Little Acre of Diamonds: Observations On Travel Ball in Cobb County, Georgia: Indoor Training
by Stella A. (12/13/2012)