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Arguments Against Gay Marriage.
BY MARK HILL
Alex and William have only known each other for a few months and shouldn’t rush into a serious commitment.
Greg is probably in it for Brian’s money.
Wendy claims she loves Margaret, but she hasn’t put her feelings for Julia behind her.
Lisa is too career driven for an emotionally needy person like Amy.
Tim is a whore.
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