My MP3 player
My digital camera
My oven
My right to be happy
Dr. Dre
Me (when I’m not in disguise)
When my girlfriend is in one of her moods
Better Than Ezra (featuring DJ Swamp)
Taiwan (as a sovereign entity)
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